"You did not call him Hamlet," James said, unable to help the laugh. "There's no way Snape would have gone for a pun that good!" If he had, James was going to have to totally reevaluate his life. "And that's what it sounds like. You're raising a baby pig together. That's a twenty year commitment."
He took another sip of his drink. "So, does this make me the hogfather?"