"That's a cheery message." It almost sounded like a dinner at the Black house before the war. He was almost tempted to ask if they had dinner with Bella, but thought better of it.
"Before I really look, are you seriously putting a month's salary into this..." Monstrosity seemed like the most appropriate word, but he could show some restraint. Maybe. Possibly. Not for a random person. "This insult to good taste. And if you are, I'm sure Bathsheba can recommend someone to do the stitching. On the other hand, I'd recommend something in satin. Hot pink satin is even easier to find and then everyone can do the stitching, saving you plenty and not horrifying artists with your creation."