Su Li (quilltips) wrote in 80smarauders_ic, @ 2017-08-26 09:25:00 |
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Entry tags: | !complete, date: 08-87, type: article |
Daily Prophet Article August 26
We've all heard the warnings about toffee and lost teeth, though there was a new warning to heed this weekend. Kissing Toffee! Those who partook in the delicacy from Honeydukes were inflicted with the urge to kiss other people this weekend. When it first started St. Mungos and Misuse of Magic office were run ragged trying to figure out what caused the influx in people with the magically induced urge to kiss, EVERYONE. It was until Saturday Morning that the event could be traced back to a tainted batch of Honeydukes Toffee. They have of course made every effort to get the tainted product off the shelves before anyone else is affected by the mishap. Though there are bound to be a number of unexpecting victims who haven't broken into their purchase of the toffee. There has not been a record kept of those who purchased and they are still trying to determine how much of the tainted batch was purchased. Though seemingly harmless prank it could cause marital strife, some well know family men have been seen kissing some members of the Ministry sleeping their way up the ladder. One begs the question. How did this happen? Well, this report knows the cause and you readers need to know the truth. One of the employees at Honeydukes was making a batch of the stuff when one for their own gain and one for the masses. They had wished to hand it off to their significant other. For you see they had been having their own affair but wished to "catch" them in the act of cheating so as to make them feel better and the split much easier on them so as to paint them the victim. Unfortunately, they didn't get the results they wanted and have inflicted this kissing disaster upon the general public. They, of course, are being investigated by the Ministry for Misuse of Magic. For now, the Ministry and the culprit have no comment. Honeydukes is formerly on record having sacked the employee and are issuing a public apology. So, if you have recently purchased some toffee from Honeydukes perhaps you should throw it out just in case. Though, if you wish to take the roulette that is entirely up to you. |