Severus + James
"No. Bathilda Bagshot," James said, rolling his eyes. As if he'd ever leave his children with a vampire when he wasn't there to supervise. He wasn't an idiot. "She lives in Godric's Hollow. The boys love her. She's quite spry for someone as old as she is." The boys weren't the only ones who loved her; James was incredibly fond of her as well.
There was another insult in there, but James was going to choose to ignore it. "You should see his drawings. They make this robe look like, well, like yours," James said with a grin and a twinkle to his eyes. He was practicing his Dumbledore impression.