There is so much wrong here... *makes mental note to getz moar iconz...*
May 4 - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Banzai/John Worfin: Torture/BDSM – Shall we say ‘a penny for your thruster’?
May 5 - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, John Bigboote/John Worfin: BDSM – Damn John Worfin and the horse he road in on.
May 6 - The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Banzai/Perfect Tommy: Masturbation – Because your perfect.
May 7 - Dungeons and Dragons (cartoon), Eric: tentacles - I bet Dungeon Master's getting a big laugh out of this.
May 10 - Beetlejuice, Barbara/Adam/Betelguese: threesome – Unhappy with eternity? Having difficulty adjusting? Call Betelgeuse!
May 12 - Big Trouble in Little China, Egg Shen/Jack Burton: Natural Male Enhancement – What’s in it, Egg?
May 16 - Knight Rider, KITT/Bonnie: cybersex - you know I love you for your mind
May 21 - Howard the Duck, Howard/Beverly: interspecies love – that was amazing
May 31 - Robotech(Super Dimensional Fortress Macross – New Generation), Scott/Lancer (Yellow Dancer): Cross dressing – I’ve never met someone like you before.