I got a letter from the Headmaster just before yours arrived explaining the situation at school. Don't you think it's a little outrageous to be accusing your professors of performing felonies in the classroom? Baby, I know you didn't want to go back to school this year, but it's going entierly too far to start spreading lies and rumors about the staff and trying to get them in trouble. Everyone's under a lot of pressure right now and I'd hate to see you get in trouble for a bit of childhood exuberance. Please don't get into any more trouble.