Suspenseful, long, full of betrayal and near death experiences. Might not fit in at a beer hall, but I suppose some might enjoy it.
[Sips his drink]
I was...friends with one once. His name was Angel, and he was different than they normally are. They usually just wantonly kill without any rhyme or reason. He was cursed with a soul, though. Basically as a way to make him feel bad for all of his misdeeds. Turns out he was fated to have a son with another vampire, which is supposed to be impossible since their bodies are physically inert...dead. He named this son Connor. The mother died during childbirth, so Angel was left to raise the child alone.