I'm the...Well, I'm you actually. [He circles the other a bit curiously, frowning just a bit.] Do I really look like that? I mean I know how I look, but it's one thing to see in a mirror and this is just...I mean, no offense and all. I just never thought I'd look so...cool. [He smiles, backing up a couple of steps.]
This is probably a bad thing though. Should probably get on with fixing it before the universe implodes...or was it explodes?