This needs to be a 'verse, y/y?
*He attempts to order their entire stock. When the waitress starts to boggle at him his fingers twitch, but he manages to 'tone it down' to a couple of everything.
*Once she's gone again he sighs.* I hate it when people stare at me like that. If you weren't here I'd have probably ripped those staring eyes out one at a time and . . . well. It's a good thing you're here. She looked delicious.