You know he just wants to be your friend...in his own special way. It's kind of cute in a really demented way. Maybe you two need to have a little male bonding time? Go blow something up. But NOT each other!
Hmm, I'm sure I could come up with a huge list if I really thought about it. I'll keep it short though and say just those things, Baby. And just point out that we're out of caramel syrup too. If you wanted any after dinner that is.