Seeing her cornered, he grinned and then flinched when she seemed ready to throw her balloon at him; instead it popped and he blinked, "Oh, see now I should tackle you and tickle you in inappropriate places, but instead..."
He took his squirt gun and brought it up, and began to blast her in face and chest at point blank range, not letting up as he continued to fire over and over again, cocking a brow as he continued to blast her and tilted his head to the side, "Well see? Now we'll just get that hair of yours nice and clean since you apparently can't take showers--also, I don't take that long of showers. Do I? Well, I suppose... but if it makes you feel better I'm not even cleaning myself 90% of that time."