Bent down behind the balcony fence, he reached up near one of the buckets and snatched a balloon as water splashed against him from her 'miss'. Standing to his full height, he launched a balloon in her general direction, before rushing away from the bucket, and hopping off of the balcony and towards one of the bushes. Sliding against it before letting out a shout, "Damn it! That hurts! Oh god, ouch!"
Twigs snapped and he shifted a bit, but then ducked behind the bushes, before standing up again, realizing that bending over, naked, in a bush was just not comfortable. Once he was up, the balloon hit him in the head and warm water splashed over him, "It feels like you're throwing bags of pee at me!"
Then took off to a run for a nearby water gun, snatching it up just as he sunk down behind a bush this time, then popped up to shoot at her, realizing the water didn't go that far, "Well fuck."