Title: A Queer Eyeful
Author: bronze_ribbons
Rating: PG
Pairing: Iwaki/Katou
Summary: The guys discuss a "Peanuts" special.
Words: 250
Note: This is totally lore's fault.



When Iwaki heard Katou's scream, he instantly rushed to the living room of their hotel suite. It took him a moment to realize that Katou was howling not in pain but in laughter.

"Idiot," he growled, swatting at his lover's head. "Do you have any idea how much you scared me just now?"

"I'm sorry," Katou gasped, "but we have got to call that guy we met on the plane – what was his name? Tresley? Presley?"

"Kressley," Iwaki said. "I remember, because I was thinking he was 'Carson Crazy' the more he talked. But why?"

'Look at that screen!" Katou panted. "Have you ever seen two girls more in need of a makeover?"

"Those are girls?" Iwaki squinted. Then he snickered. "Ah, I see. The one with messy hair is the wife."

"What, are you kidding me? Marcie's the one that resembles Shimizu-san!"

Iwaki's smile widened. "Ah, but Shimizu-san is a wife only for my contracts and schedules. I wasn't talking about that kind of wife." He ran his fingers through Katou's mane as he listened to Patty’s latest run-in with a teacher. He affected a reflective tone: "She sounds like she's not too bright, but she looks headstrong. That probably means she'd be great in bed."

Katou rolled his eyes. "Where in the world are you--" He broke off as he realized why Iwaki was smirking at him. "IWAKI-SAN, THAT'S MEAN!!!"

As Katou tackled him, Iwaki laughed out loud. "The difference is YOU don't need any makeover at all!"