|Ye Gods! Mods (yegods_mods) wrote in yegods,|
@ 2012-04-04 16:20:00
news post, issue #6
|MEMORIAL FOR MYSTERIOUSLY SLAIN MAIN|
BROOKLYN -- Milo Canonici, age 44, was found dead in Brooklyn, NY, on March 16th, 2012. Police presently believe the cause of death was due to an animal attack, but are still investigating. Anyone with information pertaining to his death is encouraged to call the anonymous tip line at 1-800-555-9191. A memorial service was held on March 23rd.
STRANGE FIRE IN BROOKLYN PUZZLES EXPERTS
BROOKLYN -- What witnesses called severe shaking like an earthquake coincided with a sudden inferno that enveloped an apartment building on Monday. Authorities report one died of excessive burns, but many were treated for other injuries.
LADY LUCK LIVES IN QUEENS
QUEENS -- A local woman has recently gathered quite a bit of attention after winning increasingly large sums of money in the New York State lottery over the past few weeks. While not a winner of the recent record breaking MegaMillions jackpot, Mrs. Loretta Henderson, 76, of Queens is doing quite well for herself.