X-Men Genesis: OOC

Ahem. I'm a bit late, but hey, better late than never, yes? Anyway, this here is your friendly neighborhood Spider-man mercenary, Deadpool, aka Wade Wilson, aka Chester Cheeto, aka Baron Hans von Wienerschnitzelkaufmannmuellerschmidt, aka Paula Abdul (long story), aka Eric Estrada (even longer story), aka Thom Cruz (boy, that was fun), and about fifty others. So say hi, kids, and don't be scared off by his OMG SO SERIOUS icon there. He was in a mood, see, and was drinking himself into oblivion (or trying to, anyway) upon hearing the news of his beloved Bea Arthur, and these things happen.

He's really a big ol' teddy bear. Packing heat. But don't worry, he's totally not after you. Unless someone pays him enough. Or offers him a six-pack and an issue of Field & Stream. But barring that, you're completely safe. So relax, pull up a chair, and introduce yourself to everyone's favorite merc with a mouth.

A few notes about this Wade:
I've tried to make him fit into the abomination that was "Deadpool" in XMO: Wolverine, as well as tying in his comic canon history, so here's the Cliff Notes, ( after the jump, cut for Wolverine spoilers! )

Also, I've finally updated my wanted scenes post, now with added Katie and Wade goodness. Hurray!

Hey folks. Can I ask that everyone re-read the rules? Or, at least skim the areas that you're unclear on. Also, there've been some issues with organization and properly labeling things, etc. So hopefully this will help:

Vital links and information.
HOW TO LABEL THREADS
OUR RATING SYSTEM
IN-CHARACTER TAGS (IC)
OUT OF CHARACTER TAGS (OOC)
CONTACTS / FRIEND-ALL BUTTON

Other important information.
PLOT/PREMISE
WHO TEACHES WHAT
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS' MUTATIONS

Thanks guys! :D

-Beck