Welcome to Night Vale: In Character

✉ screencap of this message from Buffy
✉ What just happened?
✉ What do I do?
✉ Just...what?

STEPH

Remember when you seduced Will with waffles?

Hold my beer.

TREVOR

Hey. Wanna have sex with me?

I'd wonder if this was hell, but I have it on reliable sources that hells are usually a good deal less strange. And they don't usually make you communicate via computer. Though if it were my personal hell, it probably would, so I suppose I can't rule it out.

At least it's sunny, that usually cuts down on a few problems.

Who's up for sitting around in jammies watching bad movies with me? Steph? I'm looking at you. Ooh, or Wes. That could be entertaining. Someone come keep me company.

TREVOR

Hey.

What the fuck is all this then?

I'm too sober for this bullshit.

Sypha? Has anyone seen a woman? Red hair. Mouthy. Prone to setting things on fire.