December 2019




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Dec. 11th, 2019


What the hell is this?

I thought writing myself out of history meant there would be no afterlife. I definitely didn’t think it would be a weird ass town in the desert.

Dec. 10th, 2019


I'm a terrible Jewish person.

This close to Hanukkah and I am not even remotely prepared for it. My mom would be so disappointed in me. Anyway, I'm throwing a small holiday party on the 22nd to celebrate all the holidays. It's going to be at my apartment and anyone is welcome to come.

I know the holidays suck sometimes. Especially when you're alone. Might be nice to celebrate together and make new friends.

Dec. 9th, 2019


Would it be weird if I bought the baby version of me Christmas presents? Because there is the cutest blue bicycle at one of the neighborhood shops and I'm 100% sure that she would love it.

It's me and Jude's first Christmas somewhere we can actually celebrate. Who wants to help me find a ridiculous Christmas tree?

Dec. 7th, 2019


Who: Illya Kuryakin & Faith Lehane
What: A russian and a slayer walk into a diner, sounds like the start of a bad joke, right?
Where: Diner
When: Sometime after their chat on the network
Rating: PG | Mostly Faith’s mouth lbr
Status: Log | Complete

Your lesson starts now )

Dec. 6th, 2019


Never thought I'd say this but I kinda miss New York. I definitely miss the skyscrapers. I only sort of miss everything being destroyed every other week.


Well...that was certainly something.

Alex, next time if you could let me know beforehand that your sleep problems were caused by a demon, I’d really appreciate it.

Also hopefully there isn’t a next time.


who: Alex Reagan and Dan Torrance
what: Dan is helping Alex get some damn sleep.
where: Her apartment.
when: Early evening.
rating: tbd but not high.
status: in progress

Alex knew she was getting desperate )


Just my luck.

Nov. 28th, 2019


Shit. It's Thanksgiving isn't it? I should have made plans ahead of time. Friends, what are we doing?

Nov. 27th, 2019


Private to Losers including Danny

Okay, thanksgiving is tomorrow. Is it still happening? What time? When do I need to give up Mike?

Also. I'm going to learn how to bake in time for the next holiday so everyone is in trouble.

Nov. 26th, 2019


I feel like one of those weird cats ending up in my apartment is just the universe's way of cementing my destiny as a forever alone cat lady.

[Filtered to Nic and Klaus]
I've ordered enough Chinese food to get us through Thanksgiving. Klaus, I don't know if you have plans but you're welcome to join us.


Eddie Kaspbrak & Richie Tozier
Basically they both had gotten really fucked over in the nightmare department.
When: Night time
Where: Their house
Status: In progress
Rating: Who even knows. Definitely discussion of trauma and disturbing things.
Read more... )

Nov. 22nd, 2019


uhhhh.... what?

Nov. 19th, 2019


Where the fuck am I?


who: Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin.
what: Catching up.
where: Their place.
when: Early evening.
rating: TBD. Some references to PTSD and also to sexual situations.
status: In progress.

napoleon knew that he’d been distant lately )


Hello, listeners. Or, readers, rather.

Thanksgiving is fast approaching. That yearly remembrance of those days when white invaders came to a land that was not theirs and exploited the native inhabitants, taking advantage of their hospitality when they found that they were poorly equipped to survive on their own, before beginning a campaign of brutal slaughter and abuse culminating in the objectification of that native populace. To celebrate the fact that they never rightly rose up to murder the European settlers, as well as to try to forget our blood-soaked past in favor of focusing on our blood-soaked future, we celebrate with a day that is arguably meant to show our gratitude for the blessings in our life but is more honestly an exercise in gluttony that mirrors the selfish exploits of the Europeans who came to this land long ago.

Also, in your celebrating, don't forget to make your way to THE BROWN STONE SPIRE to grovel and leave offerings. THE BROWN STONE SPIRE in its malevolent power may choose to bestow a gift on you if it is pleased with your offering. At the very least, it will probably spare you. As always, THE BROWN STONE SPIRE is brought to you by Wendy's.

Also! Good news, folks. Khoshekh had another clutch of kittens a little while back and the kittens have now vanished from the apartment. This can only mean that they have gone to new homes. This is good, both because everyone deserves to have a wonderful cat in their life and also because Carlos really is very allergic and having that many cats around was making things difficult. Even all the Benedryl really wasn't helping much. If there is a small cat floating in a fixed point in space in your house or apartment, good news. You have been chosen by one of the kittens, or perhaps ancient prophecy, and are now the owner of your very own pet. Congratulations on the new addition to your home.

Thank you as always, and good night, Night Vale. Good night.

Nov. 18th, 2019


[Filtered to the house]

Okay. I know this might be a lot to ask, but do we still have that spare bedroom? My cousin Cheryl and her girlfriend Toni showed up, along with my infant niece and nephew, and honestly, they've both been through a lot lately, I think they could really do well staying with us. Cheryl especially.

I'd just feel better knowing that they were with people I trust, you know? And I can help out with Juniper and Dagwood. I know infants, especially infant twins can be a handful.

...Also, Eddie and Richie, my mom wants to meet you both. If that's okay.


[Liz Ortecho]
So. I might be having lunch with Max today.


This isn’t real.

It’s not real. It can’t be real.

What's going on? What is Edgar doing?

Where's Toni?

Where's Jason?


You know, I would just go live in the woods, but something tells me that I don't want to do that here. Guess I gotta look for a place to stay.

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