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[Mar. 24th, 2005|01:45 pm] |
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After I recovered from the experience, I went ahead and listened to the tape. Like I said, it is only about 14 minutes, but even if this story is totally unbelievable to you, which I don’t doubt, the noise on this tape is worth the purchase in itself. The best word to describe the noise on this cassette is "otherworldly". It is mostly an extremely dense and strange static accompanied by other noises that are very hard to discern. Some of the buried noises resemble the sound of human whispers or distant screams. Other noises I can’t really describe. The only thing I can say concretely is that this is the most eerie and frightening 14 minutes of noise you will ever experience. ------------------------------- What. The. Fuck. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2005|11:05 pm] |
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SO NOT WORK-SAFE
And also disturbing. I love the lifeless faces.
*shudder* |
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[Mar. 21st, 2005|06:37 pm] |
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B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.
The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica. ---------------------------------- Heh heh heh. "Bust-up" gum. |
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[Mar. 18th, 2005|05:34 pm] |
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Daily Gazet Van Antwerpen said the 36-year old in the eastern Belgian town of Genk told the court he had sex with dogs "out of love for animals", since a lot of them can't have sex, especially those locked up in refuges. ----------------------------------------------------------- Somebody should tell this guy that dogs are one of the species that DON'T have sex for pleasure. |
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Speaking of Jesus... |
[Mar. 17th, 2005|08:18 pm] |
( Read more... ) |
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[Mar. 17th, 2005|06:53 pm] |
It's been seen before but..
( It's Jesus, LOL! )
Classic. =) |
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First post! |
[Mar. 17th, 2005|06:35 pm] |
[ | mood |
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You can find candles with just about every fragrance imaginable, from blueberry to ocean mist to hot apple pie.
Now there's a candle that lets you experience the scent of Jesus, and they've been selling out by the case.
"We see it as a ministry, " says Bob Tosterud, who together with his wife came up with the idea for the candle.
Light up the candle called "His Essence" and its makers say you'll experience the fragrance of Christ. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
I have no words. |
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