OHMY- VOI LUOJA!
OKAY, so like, someone totally did something completely not right to my little phone thingy because I am like, NOWHERE near Malibu and like, even New York would have been okay since the Saks there is having a major shoe sale and these really awesome Christian Louboutains were going for like $1600 and that would have been a steal but now?!
Now, I'm like, in FINLAND. That's way up NORTH for people who don't know. SCAN-DI-NAVIA.
It couldn't have been like, Sweden or anything, no. It had to be the stupid one. I don't even get it. I was supposed to be on a SPACESHIP wearing a stupid BLUE DRESS and my NEW CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTAINS and now I'm stuck HERE.
This is such BULLSHIT!
... and I'm cold.
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