I play Julian - alabaster, actor, director, playwright, pretentious piece of garbage, megaslut. He might even be a commie pinko queer. While he is catty, condescending, insecure to a fault, and awkwardly sexual, I am friendly, approachable, and only slightly likely to make inappropriate sexual comments. Therefore, you should IM me. :D
Especially if you play an Alabaster, or any character who has ever been on a stage past middle school. Or had sex. He's interested, regardless. I promise.