evan rosier is a filthy libertine (rozier) wrote in withgoodintent, @ 2010-08-11 04:52:00 |
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Entry tags: | evan rosier, natalie travers, owl! |
Travesty, Peek-a-boo. Guess who just walked by your office? I would have stopped in and said hello to my beautiful fiancée, but I'm afraid she wasn't there waiting for me. What I was greeted with instead, well, I'm still trying to figure out. If that was you, well, I... cannot lie. You look hideous today. Beyond hideous. Wretched. Too wretched to be out in public, truly. What say you and I take the rest of the afternoon off and retire to a dark room in the back of my flat? Out of the kindness of my heart, of course. We have wedding guests to consider, and we don't want to scare them off with your hideous mug. And there are registries to think of, sweetheart. I need that Swedish toaster. Lovingly (so long as you always adhere to a strict regime of moisturising and concealer), |