Re: ~fingers~
Orsino looked deeply offended by this question, and whipped his head around to look pointedly at Penny. "Of course not!"
Actually, he didn't remember what he'd done with them, or how they'd eventually found their way to Marnie. He just remembered being incredibly confused when he opened that parcel, and his dorm mates finding it hilarious. Thirteen-year-old boys...
Obviously in deep distress, Orsino considered the sandwich in his lap, picked it up, and took a frankly huge bite. He chewed it quietly, tilted his head. After swallowing, he nodded. "Hm. Hmmmm."
Twisting his upper body around as far as he could without really moving from his seated position, he gripped the edge of the sofa and looked at Penny wide-eyed. "Wait. This is spam?" Orsino shook his head. "This...is fantastic!"