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meethebigben (meethebigben) wrote in wim_rpg,
@ 2011-04-24 19:42:00

Entry tags:

!actualidad, !crack, china, francia, inglaterra, noruega, polonia

23 de Abril - Día de San Jorge / Casa de Inglaterra
[Un entusiasmado inglés parece tener ~~punchipunchi~~ fiesta en casa, celebrando vestido de caballero medieval junto a duendes, hadas, unicornios, grifos y otras criaturas polimorfas multicolores varias.

Sobre una mesa hay una lista de cosas obligatorias a hacer en aquél día, tales como:

-Retar a duelo espontáneamente y sin motivo alguno a otro caballero andante.
-Pintarse la cruz de San Jorge en la cara.
~~-Correr borracho y envuelto sólo en la bandera inglesa por la playa.~~ (¡¿Q-quién se supone que escribió eso?! ¡No es gracioso!)
-Tener una fiesta de té.
-Cocinar Fish and Chips.
-Visitar a los niños en el parque y tomarse fotos con ellos en el traje de caballero.
-Rescatar a alguna damisela.
-Luchar contra ~~un dragón~~ alguien disfrazado de dragón.

El deber de un verdadero caballero inglés, así como su honorable y viril destino, es irrevocable.]

((Abierto para todos. Quien quiera puede venir a visitarlo/luchar contra él/ser la damisela/acompañarlo en la fiesta de té/enviarle regalitos (?) whatever.))

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	like_totally 2011-04-24 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	Su jefe le había dicho que tenía que arreglar los grifos de casa de Inglaterra... Dos meses atrás. Bueno, las cosas mas deseadas se hacen esperar, así que Polonia, embutido en su traje de faena llama a la puerta (Reply to this) (Thread)

	meethebigben 2011-04-24 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[Y al par de segundos te abre la puerta un adorable unicornio, mugiendo -sí, mugiendo- algo confundido al verte] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/ like_totally 2011-04-24 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	mira fijamente (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/ like_totally 2011-04-24 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	TÍO TÍO TÍO! ¡UN PONYYYY! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	3/3 like_totally 2011-04-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	no espera a tocarle un poquito ni tal LO ABRAZA DIRECTAMENTE (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/ meethebigben 2011-04-24 11:38 pm UTC (link)
	...moo? [Se queda tieso y confundido.] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oceando 2011-04-24 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	[Llega una pequeña hadita volando] ¿Eh? ¿Quién eres tú? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 like_totally 2011-04-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	... la mira y suelta el ~~pony~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	2/2 like_totally 2011-04-24 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	¡UNA BARBIE QUE HABLA Y VUELA! la abraza too, es remonísima (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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fashion_look
2011-04-24 11:15 pm UTC (link)

[Después de tener una cita cancelada porque el idiota en cuestión se enteró que lo engañaba con tres personas más, se acordó que hacía semanas, después de superar uno de sus ataques suicidas, le preparó un regalo especial y con todo el cariño del mundo al bastardo aquel que cumplía años hoy.

Por ello estaba tocando a su puerta. A esa hora. Con regalo en mano.]

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	meethebigben 2011-04-24 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	[En tanto se abre la puerta una lanza se asoma a recibir a Francia, a pocos milímetros de alcanzarlo] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 doyoulikeme 2011-04-24 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	[¡Pero qué acogida!] (Reply to this) (Parent)

	doyoulikeme 2011-04-24 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	[El sentido de supervivencia le dice que debería alejarse de allí. Ahora que está a tiempo. Pero a él le gusta el dolor.] ¿Bastardo…? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 meethebigben 2011-04-24 11:30 pm UTC (link)
	[Se asoma] ¿Huh? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	meethebigben 2011-04-24 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	...oh. [Termina de abrir la puerta y mira hacia atrás, donde estaba lleno de seres mágicos al acecho] Falsa alarma chicos, no era el dragón. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	doyoulikeme 2011-04-24 11:36 pm UTC (link)
	¿Eh? ¿Estás en un juego de rol, de esos que hace Alfred? [preguntó, sin tener otra idea para justificar aquello y el montón de supuestos seres “mágicos” detrás] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fairyblue 2011-04-25 03:35 am UTC (link)
	[Toca la puerta. No le gusta la casa. Espera. Es una casa espantosa. ... Tiene un regalito, sin embargo.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	oceando 2011-04-25 03:37 am UTC (link)
	[Te abre la puerta una pequeña hada] ¿Diga? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	1/2 fairyblue 2011-04-25 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Buenos días, señorita. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fairyblue 2011-04-25 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Yo he venido por el compromiso de hoy. [Porque no es más que eso] ¿Se encuentra el señor Inglaterra? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oceando 2011-04-25 03:54 am UTC (link)
	¡Oh! ¡Pase por aquí! [Lo guía hasta el salón principal en el que danzaban unicornios, duendes se colgaban medio muertos de la borrachera por las ventanas y un inglés vendado intentaba darle a una piñata con forma de dragón con una espada de verdad mientras las hadas lo animaban] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	{Hoy, por fin, China había decidido que éste era el momento -ESTE- de dar una buena patada al pasado y de una buena vez tener una conversación honesta y abierta con Japón. Porque estaba harto de la enemistad. Porque la familia es lo más importante en la vida. PORQUE ASÍ LO DICTA LA FORTUNA. Porque Hong Kong había llegado con un vino de primera y, bueno...} (Reply to this) (Thread)

	2/2 nihao_turandot 2011-04-25 03:51 am UTC (link)
	HERMANITOOOO hic DAME UN ABRASHO DE HERRRRMANDAAA hic {wait, esta no es la casa de Japón...} (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	meethebigben 2011-04-25 04:05 am UTC (link)
	[Y al parecer, en ese momento no había nadie en la casa, pero tras China poco a poco se iba a asomando una sombra gigantesca...] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nihao_turandot 2011-04-25 04:14 am UTC (link)
	{Su -muy borracha- intuición le dice que Japón está detrás suyo, ¡listo para darle un abrazo de reconciliación y amistad eterna! Así que se da vuelta y extiende los brazos, como el hermano cariñoso que es...} ¡SOOMOSH O NO SOMO' HERMANOSH! *hic ¡VEN A MISH BRASHOOOOO~SH! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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