Am I Blue GPSL

You Blues are a quiet lot.

It's boooooring around here. Quick! Someone say something before I go find something crazy to do. Aurora will killlllllll me if I get in trouble again this term.

PARTY IN THE BLUE ROOM!

One Galleon to anyone who can turn me blue for it, too.

No.

( Left on the beds of all the students who turned blue )

Shi and I have a great idea. Great, I'm telling you!

A football game. Or chess tournament. Or picnic. Or party. Something. Anything. Blues only, lots of alcohol (wizarding chess while drunk is much more fun than it sounds), and BONDING. You know you want to!

(Yes, you too, Maverick.)

Who else misses being blue? It was awesome! I wish I could change my skin color to match my outfits.

I got a love letter today. By a girl who was apparently very enarmored with me, in that "ooo, you're so hot, take me now" sort of way.

And by that I mean I got a fake love letter. From that wanker who used to give me shit about my mum and has recently been giving me shit about becoming blue. He's not the brightest, that one, because he didn't change his handwriting or anything. Unfortunately (both for him AND me), I recognized his handwriting from the taunting letters that he used to send me. Though believe me, I would rather not be able to recognize his handwriting, because, ew.

Apparently my eyebrows were trying to make their escape into my hairline as I read the letter, or so a friend told me. After I finished reading it, I crumpled it up and threw it into his pumpkin juice. Don't underestimate the aim of a chaser, yo. I heard his little indignant squawk, and it was hilarious.

A prefect caught me and scolded me on table manners, but I regret nothing.

I don't know how long it's going to last, but I'm taking the 'Professor, he poked fun at me for the blue thing' amnesty as long as I can. It's utterly brilliant. This is the best thing to happen all year.

I learned four new words and a chant today. I have to say, some of these idiots are really bad at rhyming.

I know there's supposed to be some sort of support or unity among us the students who turned blue, but now that it's passed things can go back to normal. We can try and forget this whole thing ever even happened. After all, it was a huge mistake in my case in the first place, so we shouldn't dwell on it.

What I'm saying is, do not talk to me if you pass me in some corridor. Do not sit next to me in any of the classes we might have in common. Do not act like we're friends. Please.

I'm having a pink day today. Fear not, I haven't abandoned you all.