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Jul. 23rd, 2014

[info]exceptthedream

Filtered to Avengers, Coulson's House, and Emma Swan

I've already shared this information with Sheriff Swan, but given recent circumstances, I thought it best to share with everyone else as well so they at least know what we're dealing with. Most from my universe are familiar with Deadpool, but for everyone that isn't, he can be largely unpredictable due to mental instability; he's helped us out in the past but he's also known to create chaos when the whim strikes him if he's not reined in. He possesses a healing factor that allows him to regrow limbs and vital organs, and makes him largely immune to drugs and poisons. Agility, durability, speed and reflexes are also enhanced. He's skilled in most weapons, hand to hand combat, and obviously, he knows his way around explosives. Others from my world might be able to add additional details.

In short, detaining him can be extremely problematic. However, particularly given the events with the explosion and his recent statement about having some secret plot involving Bruce, a coordinated long term game plan seems wise. I thought it best to start by getting everyone on the same page going forward, and Sheriff Swan, please know you'll have any assistance necessary if need be. You've opened your town to us, and I have every desire to help keep it safe.

Jul. 22nd, 2014


[info]speedier

yeah so. not it. if anyone was wondering. i have blown zero things up lately.

but that was the most interesting thing to happen for like a week.

Jun. 27th, 2014


[info]thislooksbad

Open letter to the boy dating my son:

I'm not going to make idle threats about killing you if you hurt him or break his heart. For one thing, I'm pretty sure Frankie can handle that himself. For another, I'm pretty sure threatening teenagers is illegal or something.

I'm just going to point out that I have a lot of arrows that do a lot of different things. And I don't miss. So just take that as some food for thought.

Jun. 25th, 2014


[info]speedier

Hey. So. This blows and I don't know any of you and I lapped the town five times and didn't find a way out. Screw that.

Billy, you really here or were they screwing with me? Kate? Kate, what did Billy do, because crap like this is usually some magic mojo thing.

There is a lot of weird shit in the pawnshop.

Jun. 10th, 2014


[info]getlaheyed

Everyone is always bored or missing people on this thing. Including me. So screw it.

Top five people in town you'd sleep with. Everyone tell me theirs. (I don't care if they're married/dating/into the wrong gender/from a world where they're actually a rabbit. It doesn't have to make sense.)

No picking people who aren't here anymore, because then it's not as funny.

May. 19th, 2014


[info]seasonofthe

I don't care how many times it happens, being sent to another dimension will always be weird.

Avengers assemble?

Aug. 18th, 2013


[info]ironfisting

Jess won't stop giving me disappointed faces and saying things about making friends, so here it goes.

My name is Danny Rand. I enjoy meditating I spend most of my time training in martial arts and meditating. I'm not good with people I have a pretty cool tattoo

Really, I just need to get out of the apartment with another human being that's not Jess or Luke or Dani to stop her from looking at me like she thinks I'm going to become the ninja equivalent of a cat lady.

So...with that stellar show of people skills, any takers?

Aug. 11th, 2013


[info]seasonofthe

There are worse alternate universes to be sent to, but it's still a rather draining process. I'm Wanda Maximoff. I don't suppose there is anyone I know here?