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I'm going to stay very calm because I just got my daughter to sleep.

Where the fuck am I? and who do I have to punch to get sent home?

Luke? Danny?

This place is probably a hundred times better than home. I don't have to worry about the super heroics eating up my time or being attacked because a guy in a bear suit thinks I'm O'Grady. I don't have to worry about my ex-wife trying to kill me or someone kidnapping Cassie. I miss having my own company but I see we already have a security company here and I'm not interested in trying to compete. I miss my ants too. I owed them a pizza party.

I can't take magical road trips to Maine. My ex-wife will kill me.