The most obvious solution is that there's something in the general water supply, even if the media's idea of a truth serum is ridiculously inaccurate. But a magic spell is a lot more interesting, even if it's obnoxious as hell.
I wish the Eye was real, and the fact that our entire elaborate performance audition-slash-heist was actually a revenge scheme by a fake fed with extensive daddy issues is deeply disappointing.
And I don't think you should sleep with Merritt, Henley. He's possibly diseased and definitely old enough that heart attacks are an issue to consider and I would never get that mental image out of my head.
I resent the actual existence of Superman, because I can't fly.
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