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I don't care how much I love my besties, I am not getting my precious booties dirty mucking about in the forest looking for potions ingredients. However, if anyone needs to be styled for said frolicking in the woods - or any other ~more special~ types of frolicking - feel free to come see Lavender Brown.

I've gone over the numbers, and this Gryffindor/Everyone else ratio is getting out of hand. Where are my fellow Ravenclaws?

Also, Lav, you're not allowed to mix the drinks anymore. If I didn't know better, I'd wager you were trying to get me smashed.

Rude. I had a date tonight. Bloody magic portal. I thought apparating was bad.

Someone point me in the direction of Moroccon oil and a cosmo.