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Apr. 25th, 2016


[info]ex_demiurge357

Well, that was a thing.

(ooc: please see this.)

Jul. 12th, 2015


[info]bamfing

Kätzchen? Are you still here?

Or Logan or anyone?

Jun. 20th, 2015


[info]passingthrough

You know, I honestly didn't think I would ever get a chance to feel bored again. Not with being chased by murderbots.

It's kind of nice.

Still kind of boring, though. Anybody feel like doing something really stupid?

Jun. 1st, 2015

[info]thecoincidence

I have a feeling something went very wrong with that wormhole. Or very right? I already hate time travel. Where's the bar?

May. 19th, 2015


[info]jubilee

Ok, what in the even heck. How come no one told me about Ninja Sex Party and Starbomb before? Have you seen their amazingness? (Some/all might be NSFW!)
Ninja Brian is my hero and Danny Sexbang's voice is AMAZEBALLS.
Seriously, I am totally invoking them now. You hear that Storybrooke portal powers? I want them in Storybrooke. It needs the power of their music. We all do. It's magical. Make it happen for me.

..No, I'm not at all bored and surfing the internet for anything and everything.

So.. is there anything in town that needs some explosive demo work?

Apr. 21st, 2015


[info]thelivinglegend

You know what's kind of weird?

Finding pictures of yourself on half the products in the grocery store. That's pretty weird. Although those cool ranch Doritos aren't half bad.

Feb. 9th, 2015


[info]portential

So...portals. That's new. And different. But I'm kind of getting a lot of new and different lately, so I guess it's also kind of...not different.

Is it wrong that I think this is kind of cool? I mean. It is. Cool. Right? Someone else has to think this is cool.

Jan. 20th, 2015


[info]charmnotsincere

This is astonishing! A world in which there are no servants or lords. I'm unsure how to proceed. I suppose I shall have to get a job like a peasant! So novel. Do tell me there are places available for a prince? I saw a stable.

Dec. 14th, 2014


[info]jubilee

People!!!!

Best. Christmas. Song. Ever.

Seriously, if you don't agree you're just wrong. So go. Get out. Take your weak little jingle bells far away from me before you get a paf to the face.
Ok, I won't actually paf you, but I'll totally glare at you and give you looks full of judgeyness. Because you'll deserve them. Yup.

Also.. you'll never get it out of your head.
You're welcome.

Dec. 13th, 2014


[info]whoandwhatiam

So, Kitty, Felicity and I were talking and we've decided that given the Jewish population here, having Hanukkah at anyone's apartment would probably be a little too crowded. So we're sending out an open invitation to Hannukah celebrations at the Youth Center. If you're Jewish, have friends or loved ones who are, or are just interested in learning more about our culture, you're more than welcome to come and join us. We'll also be having a traditional, for my reality anyway, Chinese food dinner on Christmas for anyone who doesn't have other plans or who doesn't celebrate.

For those who don't know, Hannukah begins Tuesday night.

( Derek, Peter, Malia, Stiles, Allison, Scott, Melissa, Erica )
You're all personally invited, obviously. I know you aren't Jewish, but you're family, so I hope to see you there.

( 616-Earth people and offshoot worlds, MCU people, Charles Xavier, Erik Lehnsherr, Jubilee, Kurt Wagner, Sherlock Holmes, Joan Watson - Felicity and other Kitty can read )
You guys are all welcome to come and we really hope to see you.

Nov. 9th, 2014


[info]wherescarl

Are we really now ignoring the fact that there were walkers here?

Oh no big deal they're gone but yay snow?

We need to prepare in case something happens again.

But I could use a good snow ball fight.

Oct. 31st, 2014


[info]canucklehead

I knew it was too god damned quiet in this place for it to last, just wasn't exactly expecting to see the Dead up and walking around.

Bottom line is this: I'm makin' supply runs for folks who need 'em. Since we got know way of knowing how long this fun time is gonna last, or if it's gonna go on 'till we put each and every one of of 'em down, be reasonable about what you're askin' for. And don't be stupid. Stay indoors unless you know what you're gettin' into, and how's about we all try really hard to avoid gettin' chewed on, huh?

Kitty(616) )

Kitty(MCU) and Jubilee )

Kamala )

Thalia )

Beth & Carl )

[info]jubilee

...So I just blew up a couple of zombies. That was.. ew. I know I should be freaking out, but I'm kinda not. Is that weird? Yeah, that's weird. I'm gonna go to the rooftop and pick some off and try and thin the herd from there, so don't go wigging out too much when you hear more fireworks and other explody type things. Kay? I promise, I'm just doing controlled shots, maybe some one hit kills. Not going for mass destruction. It just might get loud. and messy. Not debris messy but "oh look there are zombie guts on my car messy".

And if anyone needs to go out in this mess and wants the added firepower or need me to go paffing some major distractions, let me know.

Sep. 22nd, 2014


[info]jubilee

To whoever it was that came into the shop and accidentally got paffed.. I'm really sorry. Totally wasn't expecting my powers to just whoosh at you like that. So, ya know, sorry for almost making you a roman candle.

But in other news, YES. POWER. WHOOO!!! Oh my precious, how I have missed you.

If you like fireworks, I'm going to be out tonight lighting the sky up until I get bored, worn out, or asked to stop by someone with a badge. Whichever is first, so enjoy the free show while it's there, kay?

Sep. 9th, 2014


[info]bamfing

I... I can't teleport.

Sep. 8th, 2014


[info]passingthrough

Number of doors I have walked into: 5

Number of cars I bumped into: 3

Number of books I knocked onto the library floor when I didn't phase through a stack: 23

Number of bruises I have: uncountable

Why yes, I do feel really stupid, thanks for asking.

[info]jubilee

Nonononono. You do not get to mess with my powers. NO.

I was on your side, Storybrooke. I vouched for you and you couldn't give me a fun crazy thing to happen? FAIL. HATE. You SUCK.

I'm going to go hoard ALL the booze now. I hope you're happy, Storybrooke. Jerk.

Sep. 7th, 2014


[info]okpeoplearedead

Are people going to break out into song? This seems like the sort of people that would happen. So, the gist? Magic, portals, trapped, am I about right? Because that would sound batshit if I didn't spend my time with a guy who can control electronics with his brain, one that can teleport, and a couple musclebound numbskulls that can't get hurt.

Sooooo. How's tricks?

Aug. 29th, 2014


[info]bardcore

It would seem I've missed out on quite a bit by taking time to acquaint myself with this era before using this device. Including my sister

My name is Charles Xavier. Thank you very much for your hospitality.

[info]bamfing

My mother Raven is gone.

Jul. 23rd, 2014


[info]deadp00l

So... this here town is made up from a whole bunch of people coming from different universes representing different movies, television shows, books and what not, right? I got that. Totally cool. I mean, it's a geek's paradise! Throw everybody together in a great melting pot of geek love and see what happens! What a way to break the Fourth Wall, and heaven knows that's what I'm all about. I only have one promblemo with this.

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE GOLDEN GIRL FANDOM, DAMMIT?!??!

Bea Arthur, OH MY BELOVED BEA ARTHUR!!! When will I ever be united with yoooooou!!! Come with me to the Casbah and we'll make such beautiful music together I'm thinking reggae right now, or maybe 80's Bubblegum Rock?.

I know! I know! I'll make a request on the Wanted Page! That's it!

Okay, everybody check out the Wanted Page, coz I done put in my request. I expect a whole bunch of applications piling in any minute now. AAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW! Don't all rush. I'll select the best one out of the bunch.

Oh, I suppose while I'm here I ought to apologize for that hand grenade I sent Not!Coulson and Hawkbutt. In my defense, I did include bandages, in case somebody got wounded! Well, not exactly bandages, but something to stop the bleeding, at least. Sorry. Won't happen again.

Did I do good, Cap?

Oops, I had to edit a mistake on the request, but I fixed it now. ☺

[info]jubilee

For once I get to say that an explosion wasn't my fault. Nice. I feel kinda validated by this somehow.

Jul. 7th, 2014


[info]canucklehead

You know, this place has a real knack for kickin' ya' out just long enough to make you think you're crazy, and then it drags you back in.

Don't suppose I can get a head count as to who's still kickin' around?

And a Cigar delivery.

And a drink.

May. 28th, 2014


[info]nabooqueen

Anakin and I are parents.

As much as I still miss Naboo and would've preferred to raise Luke and Leia there I'm finding it hard to complain. Back home I wouldn't have had this chance. Neither of us would've. The twins would've been separated and wouldn't have known each other until later on in life. I'm sure most people already know how that story goes. I still wish I didn't

May. 23rd, 2014


[info]besomethingelse

When I first got here, I tried to catch up on fairy tales, but that's actually less relevant than they said it was. I should have gone for comic books, but then they told me the ones people are from are mostly not even here. There should be somewhere to go for background research that's actually relevant. Because as it is, I just ask Felicity. Which usually works, but she may be slightly sick of it.

So anyone who wants to tell me about their world?

May. 1st, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Dear All:

It has come to my attention that GIF wars are hilarious.

It has also come to my attention that I haven't started one in a while.



There we go. Have at it.

Your kind, benevolent, and resident asshole,

Tony Stark

Apr. 24th, 2014


[info]jubilee

So like, things I've learned from reading the network and life in Storybrooke lately:


  1. There are not enough reasons for light shows in town and that physically hurts me, kay?

  2. HYDRA sucks in every reality.

  3. People miss stuff and no I totally don't blame them. I mean, I miss Xavier's and all that comes with it. So I get it.

  4. Holidays. They sure do exist.

  5. Look at the person to your left. Look at the one to the right. Chances are, they are HYDRA. Or, you know, not really, but that's the topic of the month so you'll probably accuse them of being HYDRA even if you don't know what it is. (You don't wanna be HYDRA, kids. You just don't. It'll lead to bad things. Like hot plasma bursts to your face bad.)

  6. Some of us are bored.

  7. I'm feeling antsy. This is not a good thing. Things happen.

  8. No, seriously, HYDRA blows. Their color scheme sucks. So does their theme. Their leaders. Their plans. And their faces. Those really epically suck.

  9. Storybrooke needs a mall. Badly. I'll even take out the forest for you if you just give me build one.

  10. I think I'm the only person who doesn't watch Game of Thrones and it makes me feel special.


Long story short: HYDRA= Bad. BETRAYAL. BE...TRAYAL. What's a paladin? Everyone forgets that there is magic in Storybrooke and no one gets any truth serum or truth spells to see who is honest or not and instead they get all paranoid and panicky because that totally fixes all the things. People take sides and there are OPINIONS. And FACTS. And DRAMA. Storybrooke quickly implodes from the infighting and only one adult is left standing as the victor. Unfortunately, that person is also left with all the kids in Storybrooke, because someone will have selflessly sacrificed their life to keep them safe. So congrats, oh mighty victor of the Storybrooke HYDRA Incident. It's a boy! And a girl! And well.. repeat that until all the kids are counted up. Start saving your cash, because college tuition is gonna be a bitch.

The End.

Apr. 8th, 2014


[info]jubilee

So, this is totally Darcy's fault, kay?

Mermaid anatomy, how does it work?
And to anyone going to school around here, do they teach that stuff in class here? Because, seriously, pretty sure fairytale anatomy should be on the regular curriculum in these parts. Where are the lessons on unicorn anatomy? Centaurs? Dragons? How do they work? How does any of this stuff work with each other? Death, dying, breathing, reproduction, the whole nine yards! You're letting me down, Storybrooke. The school board should really start thinking about these things. I don't have kids but can I join the PTA or something and bring this stuff up? Just think about it! Knowledge is power or something like that.

...I'm bored okay? It's this or I start waking up people in the middle of the night with light shows made of awesome. Pretty sure that one would have me in jail for disturbing the peace and I don't think anyone is gonna spring for my bail.

Apr. 7th, 2014


[info]getstheircoffee

Boredom.

Let's play Fuck/Marry/Kill.

Either just pick someone, anyone for each category or give each other three names and stick them in the categories.

You guys know how to play, right?

I'll start.

Fuck: Raylan Givens. Because of reasons.
Marry: Clark Kent
Kill: Clint, if only because if I put him in the other categories, I might get shanked or something.

Your turn.

Mar. 3rd, 2014


[info]bamfing

( Jubilee )

...

Will you go out with me one night?

Feb. 6th, 2014


[info]younghawk

Has anyone seen May Parker? I know it's kind of a silly thing to ask given the nature of this place but...

Feb. 4th, 2014


[info]bamfing

[Filtered to Kiera Cameron, Julia Shumway, Jubilee]

Anti-Valentine's Day party.

Netflix, non-themed chocolates and candies.

Pizza. Alcohol.

Plan?

Jan. 30th, 2014


[info]itsnotinme

And with the end of January, so begins the most dreaded two weeks in all of the year.

Jan. 19th, 2014


[info]canucklehead

And here I thought this place was just some kind of fucked up dream.

Jan. 17th, 2014


[info]mayflowers

So. Uh. Kids. Everywhere.

Okay. So this place is weird. We can all agree on that right? I know there are a lot of people looking to set up stuff like guardians and stuff. I'm totally not looking to do that right now, but if anyone needs like, babysitting or entertainment services? I'd be happy to help out.

Or, you know, if anyone wants to come over and, just hang out until this craziness is over?


( Francis Barton )

So, you're still like, you, you, right?

[info]finnthegomo

Okay seriously. Whoever is having a party right now and blasting music you need to stop, like pronto.

Some of us have to fight a Cyclonian army in the morning.

Jan. 16th, 2014


[info]bamfing

Has anyone seen Logan?

The moment I have something to ask him, he's nowhere to be found.

Jan. 15th, 2014


[info]finnthegomo

IF I TURN INTO A KID JUBILEE IS IN CHARGE OF MY CANDY STASH AND GUITAR

Man... I hope I don't turn into a kid again. I was really hyper back then. And I wasn't tall enough to go on any rides.


Dude, being a kid is like... really depressing when you think about it.

Jan. 12th, 2014


[info]bamfing

Thanks to Jubilee, I have just discovered a random Netflx button. Now I can watch all the things I didn't know I needed to watch. Which is amazing.

So tonight is going to consist of movies, popcorn, and perhaps pizza.

Anyone up for joining me?

[info]jubilee

And has anyone tried out that Netflix Random Button? It's like a roulette game, only instead of a bullet you're likely to get a really lousy movie. I've gotten at least three different talking dog movies and I want to know why. I mean, they aren't even good ones! Heck, why are there five Home Alone movies? Who thought that was okay? Who?

Seriously though. Real question ahead. Is there a good place for someone like me to go blow things up around here? No, I'm not trying to be a jerk or a criminal or something, I just want a good place to train without scaring the masses when I work my mojo. Training sim, open field, I dunno. Anything like that. Plus I don't want to get arrested just because I'm working on stuff.

Jan. 9th, 2014


[info]ifixstuff

Hey. Hey Agent.

HEEEEEY AAAAAGEEEEEENT

I'm gonna talk to them.

So there.

[ Filtered to Science Babies of SHIELD. ]
SO. I've heard you're not allowed to talk to me. And vice versa.

Well, as I like pissing Agent off and I've yet to see if we get Supernanny here -- HI KIDLETS.

Jan. 8th, 2014


[info]ifwehadamonkey

I despise Valentine's Day. It always sneaks up faster and faster It's barely the new year.

Retrieve me from the lab in March, Please.

Dec. 24th, 2013


[info]bamfing

Presents for Jubilee )

[info]jubilee

So, okay, I know now there's this whole big New Year's Ball thing going on and stuff, which is cool and all, but I have one huge big question.

Will there be fireworks? Not that they'd be as good as mine.

Also, I have one other tiny little question...

Why did a talking reindeer try to mug me for some freaking candy canes?

Dec. 18th, 2013


[info]heartofaprince

Genie? Are you here?

This device is amazing. Reminds me of a brick.


If anyone sees a monkey wearing a coat please don't be alarmed, his name is Abu and he's my friend. My deepest apologies for anything he may steal, I promise you it will be returned once I find him. My name is Aladdin, you can contact me on this brick device.

[ooc: feel free to say Abu has stolen numerous shiny things from your characters]

Dec. 17th, 2013


[info]jubilee

Omg. Are you freaking kidding me? You couldn't wait to portal me somewhere until after Christmas? Dude. Not. Cool. I had presents waiting for me at Xavier's and in L.A. I didn't even get a chance to get yelled at for supergluing the training uniforms to the jet! Do you know how long it took us to do that? What kind of horribly malicious force ruins a girl's holiday like that? You are full of suck, portals. Full. Of. Suck.

Anyway, hi. I'm Jubilee. Well, Jubilation Lee, but everyone calls me Jubilee. Now someone please tell me they at least carry Sugar Bombs at the grocery stores here. You have stolen me away from my year's supply of Count Chocula and I have to have a suitable replacement or things could get messy.

Jul. 10th, 2013


[info]littlewitch

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.




[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]
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