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A magic portal, congrats Storybrooke. You actually managed to surprise me with that one.

An introduction shouldn't be necessary, but in case your educational background has grossly failed you and you've yet to pick up the academic slack, I'm Nikola Tesla.

I don't suppose anyone has any insight on the state of the scientific research facilities in this charming, quaint unintended containment area? Or if not that, the location of an establishment with a decent wine selection.

This place makes my skin crawl. I still don't know what I'm doing here and there are more books than any three villages need. No one needs any weapons, and witches just fling their powers around. There are vehicles that go without horses.

It is nice no one's doing the curse of fucking bug eating.

You got to be fucking kidding me.

Fucking magic.