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Guys? GUYS! Just so you know... as of today, I'm officially a superhero.

Suck on that, patriarchy.

Whoever is responsible for me getting here... all I can say is thank you. But um... now I'm not quite sure what to do next.

[GWEN]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I shouldn't be avoiding you. If you can forgive me for being such an idiot, I want to see you. I want to, I do.

Not in the mood for weirdo villains or nefarious plots so if we could just, I don't know, deposit me right back where I was a few hours ago, I'd appreciate it. You're looking for someone who doesn't even exist anymore- it has nothing to do with me, honest, I just take the pictures. I mean, making me think I'm trapped in a storybook? Well-played. But Spider-man just isn't me.

I need to be able to take college courses next year, along with my work load at the high school. Is that doable? Does anyone know?

Because if I'm going to be stuck here, getting some nonsensical degree that won't matter because I can't leave and go on to have a decent job and do the things I want, I will need to expand my horizons in other ways. For a town that claims to be full of happy endings, it's certainly as boring as the day is long. I'm not even hearing voices, that's how boring it is.

And now I really have nothing to do since James is gone.

My mom is going to kill me

So, let's make sure I have this straight.

1. I went through a portal.
   
2. This is all because of "magic" magic.
   
3. There's no way to go home.
   
4. Or if there is, nobody's figured it out.
   
5. Also, some of us are apparently fictional in some other realities?
   
6. My boyfriend is probably here because he can't avoid trouble and needs to speak up right now if that's the case. Peter Parker, where are you?

Is that about right?