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Hey Logan!

Get your furry ass over here. I'm introducing you to Oregon Trail. Anyone else who wants to join in, you're welcome to. The rules of the Oregon Trail Drinking Game are as follows:

* Shoot too much food, take a drink.
* Get a disease, take a drink.
* Get an injury, take a drink.
* If you successfully ford a river, take a drink.
* If you fail to ford a river, take a drink.
* Arrive at a monument, salute it by taking a drink.
* Anything happens to the wagon, take three drinks.
* Die? Shotgun a beer.

Good? Good.

Throw your name in the basket and let's go.

ETA: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!

I'm so looking forward to tomorrow when all the candy is on sale. Mwahahahahaha!

Why have I never heard of Storybrooke before? Or Maine, for that matter?