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If you're looking for something to do on the long weekend, the shooting range is offering 2 for 1 lessons. That applies to archery (taught by moi) and guns (though why you'd want to learn to shoot guns I don't know).

For students who want to learn archery but can't make it this weekend, I'll be TAing the archery section of PE.

Life is hard. I mean, you get sucked through portals, things try to kill you, and there isn't a decent Chinese joint around here. So I think my new policy is just to enjoy the little things as they come. You know, go for an inner peace deal.

Basically, I'm just going to keep watching that time Angel was a puppet, and everything's better.

If it makes you feel better big guy, your werewolf girlfriend's pretty hot.

Hey, Dawnie, check out what I found. This computer stuff is pretty handy.

I know it's a small town, but I was really hoping the local college would have some better course offerings. I know it's only a community college, but there's nothing on par with my classes at TPU. I don't want to sign up for classes just for the sake of doing it and I don't think there's much I can learn, based on what I'm seeing in the catalog.

What are the chances the offer advanced Physics classes on the Internet? Slim to none? Yeah, that's what I thought.

So I'm curious and a bit obsessive and wondered about everyone since we have so many amazing people here. I'd love to know where everyone is from, what they can do, and you know, if you're not totally human, what you are. I'll start!

I'm Charlie, I'm from a world much like this one, and I'm run of the mill human. I don't have any special powers or anything, just some mad computer and gaming skills.

Feel free to use filters if you don't want to share with the whole class!

Well, this doesn't invalidate my other theories on trans-dimensional travel, but it does add some new, interesting wrinkles. It's well worth being stuck here for the time being to analyze it firsthand.

It's all simply fascinating.

Rosalind Lutece. Would someone be so helpful as to point me towards the town's best laboratory facilities?

FInally out of Morganville. Can't really say I've been happier. Even if it was by means of some whacked magic portal. I want to place the blame on Myrnin for this one.

Claire? Mikey? Eve? Anyone out there?

Okay, so it's not like I've never used a portal before. I have. Lots of times. But they usually just take me to other places in Morganville. I appreciate the jailbreak, but I expected there to be a bigger difference in the weather between Texas and Maine, too.

Anyway, hi, I'm Claire! If you happen to see a couple of really hot guys with emo hair and Texan accents or an adorable goth looking girl running around, can't you send them my way? Or a psychotic vampire

Right then.

My name is Emma Swan, and I'm the Sheriff here in Storybrooke. You've all met the Mayor, and been given your welcome kits, but if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me, or my deputy, David Nolan.

And if you could all fill this out for me, so I get a feel of who's who, that would be great.

<b>NAME:</b> <b>AGE/DOB:</b> <b>PREVIOUS RESIDENCE:</b> <b>PAST OCCUPATION:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL SKILLS/ABILITIES:</b> <b>ANY SPECIAL NEEDS:</b> <b>ANYTHING ELSE:</b>


[OOC: Characters, can try to lie, but Emma has had the Blue Fairy charm the form with a spell that prevents people from doing so!]