welcome to storybrooke ❧ network community

If anyone is in need of a tutor in the sciences, I wouldn't mind helping out.

I am far too bored here and it isn't safe.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu)

wingmans

All right. So I won't say I'm used to the magic thing, because how does that get normal, but I'm settled in enough that I need something to do or making a Jenga tower out of the furniture is going to seem like a good idea.

So what are the options around here, other than job and drinking?

[Filtered to Leo Fitz]
Hey man, so, rumor is I was here before and don't remember, but you built me a pair of wings? Or did I hear that wrong? Any chance you still have them, if so?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), loki laufeyson (mcu), melinda may, sam wilson / falcon (mcu)

Jan. 26th, 2015

Has anyone seen Steve Rogers?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), sam wilson / falcon (mcu)

Jan. 13th, 2015

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), grant ward, jack sparrow, jasper sitwell (mcu), jemma simmons, natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), sam wilson / falcon (mcu)

Tony.

I have vodka and rum.

And pizza.

You're remaining at the apartment with me tonight.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), tony stark / iron man

Jan. 11th, 2015

wingmans

So, magic city comes with wi-fi. That updating fairy tale trend isn't gonna die off any time soon, is it?

A fairy nun just gave me a phone and a heads up there's people here I know, so ... someone want to explain the nun thing? And the magic and fairy would be good too, but the nun threw me first.

Jan. 10th, 2015

ifwehadamonkey

Please tell me everyone is still here.

[Roy]
I love you.

[Jemma]
I'm sorry I was so...I was horrible. You are my best friend. I hope you know that.

Tags: bobbi morse / mockingbird (mcu), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, leo fitz, melinda may, roy harper / arsenal

younghawk

Things may have been easier when all I had to worry about was a homicidal robot.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (616), cole, francis barton / hawkeye, jessica drew / spider-woman

Jan. 8th, 2015

notthecavalry

SHIELD, Avengers, Spysassins

I'm just opening this discussion up to everyone.

So. New Year's. I haven't bugged anyone about their resolutions yet. How many vowed to drink less? More? Lose a few pounds? Live life fuller? Said they were perfect and vowed to never change?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), grant ward, melinda may

Dec. 27th, 2014

speedier

what the hell.

why?

post card towns are creepy.

there are children of corn or stepford wives or something right?

but free phone.

ugh.

i was doing stuff.

i hate alternate worlds unless they're fun and they're never freaking fun.

Tags: asami sato, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), loki laufeyson (mcu), narcissa black, tommy shepherd / speed

Nov. 27th, 2014

( Filtered to Tony Stark )

Care to get completely smashed this lovely Thanksgiving?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu)

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Nov. 25th, 2014

wakesyou

You'd think I'd be used to this place by now, but no.

Also I'm hearing a lot about Thanksgiving. and a Black Friday?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), loki laufeyson (mcu), tobias eaton / four, tris prior

Nov. 24th, 2014

tobeunmade

So, sorry this is late ~~but I was recently traumatized by about four thousand different things, not least of which being the fucking alien god who doesn't know how to go about making friends, hint not mind control~~, but it's time to extend the yearly invitation to the Barton-Romanoff Secret Agent Thanksgiving Dinner. Dinner being used in the loosest sense of the word. Also, Thanksgiving. For our purposes, those words mean vodka, Chinese takeout, and poker. This will all be taking place at the Clint Barton Home for Wayward Failboats and Spysassins, and possibly in a giant blanket fort depending on the varied emotional states of the household that day. SHIELD attendance is mandatory. Other people we know are welcome, including significant others of SHIELD people and their angry Jewish and/or Jersey friends. Loki, if you try to come, someone will set you on fire. Other Loki, I don't mean you. You and Steph are fine. If anyone in the house has anyone they want added to the no invite list, speak now, or speak later, whenever's cool.

We probably have enough room for everyone. There are cats, so mind your allergies. We will have all the eggrolls, they're basically the equivalent of stuffing anyway. When I say all the egg rolls, I mean it. Grant is ridiculous and we love him. Feel free to bring extra takeout if you want. And extra blankets in case of expansion.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bruce wayne (gotham), canton everett delaware iii, carl grimes, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, jasper sitwell (mcu), loki laufeyson (616), loki laufeyson (mcu), maria hill (mcu), sterling archer

Nov. 11th, 2014

There's still snow on the ground...

And I'm so tempted to start a snowball fight it isn't funny.

[Avengers and various/sundry of the MCU sans Clint]

Okay, so I get Clint's in a bad place. ~~It's been months and I'm still there over Pepper.~~

Fact of the matter is, I'm worried about him. Has anyone seen or heard from him in the past few days?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), darcy lewis, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, logan howlett / wolverine, tony stark / iron man

Nov. 1st, 2014

Zombies?

Really.

I ~~fucking~~ hate this place.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu)

Yes, I stayed up ~~I never sleep any more~~ specifically to post this. As you were.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), helen magnus, tony stark / iron man

Oct. 9th, 2014

I can't find my boyfriend half the time now, and I have had far too much coffee.

Yes, contrary to popular belief, there is such a thing as too much coffee.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), helen magnus

Oct. 5th, 2014

So I can turn invisible.

Someone out there likes me.

I promise I will only use my powers for good.

...or will I?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), carl grimes, tony stark / iron man

Sep. 23rd, 2014

Bored. Boooored bored bored.

Trying to think of what's a good multiperson drinking game to play on the network... wait! I know!

Time for a rousing game of I've Never!

Drinking optional, but more fun if you do.

I'll start us off:

I've never rolled over the next morning to introduce myself.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), fred weasley, grant ward, isaac lahey, thalia grace, tony stark / iron man

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), hank pym / ant-man (616), janet van dyne / the wasp (616), steve rogers / captain america (616), tommy shepherd / speed, ygritte

You know, I never once thought I'd say this in my life.

I'm relieved to feel the Other Guy back around in my head. For so many years I've wanted to find a way to get rid of him. Or to separate the two of us.

Then to actually be without him... to feel vulnerable. And also to feel empty...

I guess the moral of the story: be careful what you wish for -- you just might get it.

Fitting, I suppose, to learn a moral in a town comprised of fairy tale characters.

Take of that what you will. This philosophical post brought to you by the letter H.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), darcy lewis, hank pym / ant-man (616), tommy shepherd / speed

Sep. 21st, 2014

madderred

Well this place is pleasant and a change of pace. However, I am upset that I was taken when my friend needs to be taken care of.

I suppose it is for the best though. She probably wouldn't want to talk to me after what she heard.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), fillmore press, grant ward, harleen quinzel / harley quinn

Sep. 13th, 2014

soultoburn

All right. What the fuck happened to my magic?

Tags: anakin skywalker, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), fenris, john constantine

Sep. 12th, 2014

bug_off

This... isn't the Diamond.

I've finally snapped, haven't I?

Whatever this is it isn't my fault.

Avengers Assemble?

Sep. 9th, 2014

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (616)

I... I don't.

He's gone.

I've... I don't.

The Other Guy is gone. What happened!?!?!

Sep. 3rd, 2014

likekevinbacon

This place is quaint and strange. I'm not sure that I like it.

I understand it is not possible to return to my ship?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), gamora, grant ward, killian jones / captain hook, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, regina mills / the evil queen, tyrion lannister

Aug. 15th, 2014

It's a little strange, Pepper not being here.

Tony Stark

How are you doing? Can I get you anything?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), darcy lewis, tony stark / iron man

Aug. 14th, 2014

notthecavalry

Tonight feels like one of those 80's movies kinda nights. Who wants to come over and watch Heathers with me?

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), caroline forbes, darcy lewis, grant ward, maria hill (mcu), melinda may

Aug. 8th, 2014

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), grant ward, isaac lahey, jane foster, logan howlett / wolverine, maria hill (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), phil coulson (mcu), sam wilson / falcon (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (mcu)

This is... I've been here for a while now and I can't get over how quiet this place is.

The explosion a couple weeks back notwithstanding, mind.

I just... have never been this sedentary for so long. Always moving. Never staying in one place for more than a month. Always working.

I feel so lethargic.

Tags: bilbo baggins, bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), carol danvers / captain marvel (616)

Aug. 4th, 2014

artofthecon

So, ah. What's a good way to ask someone out,,,? If you were going to do something like that. With someone. Of course with someone. I'd appreciate some ideas and everyone has a million of them and I'm tapped out.

Jul. 27th, 2014

behindtheline

Honestly, nothing is particularly surprising anymore. A portal under the Brooklyn Bridge brings me to Maine, I've been here several times before with seventy years worth of SHIELD agents.

Hello, then. I'm Peggy Carter. I'm sure you've heard of me, so that means you're one up.

If you'd be so kind as to introduce yourself, then, we can get to know one another adequately.

Tags: archie hopper / jiminy cricket, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), cassie sandsmark / wonder girl, grant ward, julia shumway, maria hill (mcu), nick fury, peggy carter, steve rogers / captain america (616)

exceptthedream

(OOC: Backdated a few hours.)

( Filtered to Avengers, Coulson and Sheriff Swan )

( Filtered to Logan and Carol )

( Filtered to Bucky (MCU) )

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (616), steve rogers / captain america (616)

[He's typing utterly shitfaced. Don't be surprised if you can't understand a word he says. Anyone who tries to take the liquor will get a rupulsor to the face, no questions asked. And sorry for the deleting and then reposting. If you want to repost original comments to this, feel free to.]

Sh's fukin gn.

wthel mI spsed. To. do?

Nev witot hr.

Tags: allison argent, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), julia shumway, logan howlett / wolverine, narcissa black, steve rogers / captain america (616), tony stark / iron man

Pepper's gone.

I don't want Pepper to be gone.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), nick fury, phil coulson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (616)

Jul. 26th, 2014

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), carol danvers / captain marvel (616), steve rogers / captain america (616)

( Filtered to 616 Steve Rogers )

I found a satchel that might work.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (616)

Jul. 25th, 2014

takingthemantle

( Filtered to Avengers. )

Jul. 23rd, 2014

exceptthedream

Filtered to Avengers, Coulson's House, and Emma Swan

I've already shared this information with Sheriff Swan, but given recent circumstances, I thought it best to share with everyone else as well so they at least know what we're dealing with. Most from my universe are familiar with Deadpool, but for everyone that isn't, he can be largely unpredictable due to mental instability; he's helped us out in the past but he's also known to create chaos when the whim strikes him if he's not reined in. He possesses a healing factor that allows him to regrow limbs and vital organs, and makes him largely immune to drugs and poisons. Agility, durability, speed and reflexes are also enhanced. He's skilled in most weapons, hand to hand combat, and obviously, he knows his way around explosives. Others from my world might be able to add additional details.

In short, detaining him can be extremely problematic. However, particularly given the events with the explosion and his recent statement about having some secret plot involving Bruce, a coordinated long term game plan seems wise. I thought it best to start by getting everyone on the same page going forward, and Sheriff Swan, please know you'll have any assistance necessary if need be. You've opened your town to us, and I have every desire to help keep it safe.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), natasha romanoff / black widow (mcu), phil coulson (mcu), steve rogers / captain america (616), wanda maximoff / scarlet witch (616)

deadp00l

So... this here town is made up from a whole bunch of people coming from different universes representing different movies, television shows, books and what not, right? I got that. Totally cool. I mean, it's a geek's paradise! Throw everybody together in a great melting pot of geek love and see what happens! What a way to break the Fourth Wall, and heaven knows that's what I'm all about. I only have one promblemo with this.

WHERE IN THE HELL IS THE GOLDEN GIRL FANDOM, DAMMIT?!??!

Bea Arthur, OH MY BELOVED BEA ARTHUR!!! When will I ever be united with yoooooou!!! Come with me to the Casbah and we'll make such beautiful music together I'm thinking reggae right now, or maybe 80's Bubblegum Rock?.

I know! I know! I'll make a request on the Wanted Page! That's it!

Okay, everybody check out the Wanted Page, coz I done put in my request. I expect a whole bunch of applications piling in any minute now. AAAAAAANY MINUTE NOW! Don't all rush. I'll select the best one out of the bunch.

Oh, I suppose while I'm here I ought to apologize for that hand grenade I sent Not!Coulson and Hawkbutt. In my defense, I did include bandages, in case somebody got wounded! Well, not exactly bandages, but something to stop the bleeding, at least. Sorry. Won't happen again.

Did I do good, Cap?

Oops, I had to edit a mistake on the request, but I fixed it now. ☺

Tags: anakin skywalker, bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), carl grimes, daryl dixon, grant ward, jubilation lee / jubilee, juno macguff, lily potter, lisbeth salander, logan howlett / wolverine, steve rogers / captain america (616), wade wilson / deadpool (616)

Jul. 21st, 2014

manscaping

STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE ... so there's this portal? And it sucks people out of a thousand different dimensions and plops them into East Who-Gives-A-Damn Maine. And there's nothing to do but ... reconstitute, re-evaluate and re-form your life?

AHAHAHA, SO HILARIOUS.

Oh right. Hi.

I'm Skye.

Tags: arthur, bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), caroline forbes, clint barton / hawkeye (mcu), daisy johnson / quake (mcu), grant ward, jemma simmons, kate bishop / hawkeye (616), kurt wagner / nightcrawler, maria hill (mcu), melinda may, nick fury, phil coulson (mcu)

Jul. 7th, 2014

paintandleather

What. The. Actual. Hell.

Tags: alison hendrix, bruce banner / the hulk (616), bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), cosima niehaus, felix dawkins, helena, jack sparrow, kurt wagner / nightcrawler, ragnar lothbrok

asgardianlegend

Greetings, I am Thor, of Asgard, Son of Odin.

Though such a means was not how I had intended to return, I suppose the good fortune means I should be without complaint. Instead I find myself quite thankful that I have landed among such a considerate group of people, people who have informed me that this device will connect me to many of the others of you who have ended here the same as I?

Perhaps then there might be one of you here who could point me in the direction of your delicacy known as pancakes? I find them to be the best choice, when one is forced to deal with a sudden and unexpected arrival in any realm. Your assistance would be most appreciated.

Tags: bruce banner / the hulk (mcu), darcy lewis, erica reyes, jack sparrow, jane foster, loki laufeyson (616), loki laufeyson (mcu), maria hill (mcu), phil coulson (mcu), ragnar lothbrok, steve rogers / captain america (616), steve rogers / captain america (mcu), thor odinson, tony stark / iron man

Jul. 3rd, 2014