Tiny child shaped people are usually rubbish at talking or being anything other than small people. But they are really dedicated to fetch when they're throwing a stick, I'll give them that. They hit you in the head a few times, but they keep right on going. Which is brilliant for a dog.
There's a million women with all the same face. Usually it's just one or two. Good for them it's not a hag face.
Someone hire me so I can buy things. My main skill is looking good and eating.