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With the lack of anything better to do I was diddling on the internet and stumbled on this...

Anders Johnson is made of words, frowns, and honesty. With a dash of Photoshop.
http://en.shindanmaker.com/219278

Complete bull shit obviously, although surprisingly accurate. Wondered if it hit the nail on the head for anyone else?

What do you do when everything falls apart? What do people do around here, in general? I mean, since you can't leave.

I think it's a good night for a funny movie marathon. All three Exorcist's should do it. Maybe a couple Paranormal Activities.

Oh, so sorry I missed your birthday, Sam. I was busy carnally eviscerating a Norse god. Hope it was lovely.

What the fuck's with the flying nun? She wasn't at all amused by my suggestion or offer to remove the stick from her arse.

Where the hell am I really? And more importantly where's the nearest bar?