Because I got handed a phone by a dwarf or a munchkin or something and was told some bullshit about this being a fairytale town.
What the shit?
Surprise?
I know this isn't exactly what you signed on for. So, I get it, if this is too much.
I mean...we can still be friends. I hope so anyway.
I think my water just broke.
You're very lucky you're from before that. Or I'm not sure I wouldn't kill you.