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May. 3rd, 2016


[info]witchdoctor

Somebody has approximately five seconds to explain why I'm here and not at my wedding.

Apr. 29th, 2016


[info]selfloathing

And I thought this place was just a really bad hangover...

Posted via Journaler.

Apr. 7th, 2015


[info]manofscience

Alright. So. I'm Doctor Victor Whale, as many of you who've been here for quite sometime know already. Unfortunately, I've never really had the time to get around to actually posting on this lovely little network here, because I've been far too busy making sure that all of you wonderful displaced people get all of the special medical attention that you require.

Speaking of special medical attention, if you're a vampire, remember, you must come down to the hospital and register your name at desk, so that we can put you on the list so you get your blood. And again, sorry, but not really, it's rationed, because we need blood for other important things here too, like life-saving surgery.

Also...Jo, are you pregnant? Because you called out the other day with a "stomach flu", you were pretty mean to me the other day, oh, and your breasts are bigger. Also, I'm a doctor. I notice these things. And, if you are pregnant, I know that boyfriend of yours used to be a vampire, so you might want to check into the possibility that you're carrying an antichrist or whatever other kind of baby former vampires and a witch are capable of making.

Mar. 4th, 2015


[info]witchdoctor

This is the worst.

Do the portals make everyone sick, or am I just special?

Oct. 25th, 2014


[info]deadoralive

I think there needs to be a bourbon drinking contest around here.

Oct. 17th, 2014


[info]lildampeer

You know what isn't easy? Finding things to watch on tv that won't make you feel all awkward because you know the actual people on the shows. I mean, there's reality tv, but watching the Biggest Loser just makes me hungry.

Oct. 15th, 2014


[info]seesgood

(pretend this was actually posted at a reasonable hour on Wednesday morning and not at 3am)

Wow, this was so not what I needed right now. Please tell me that whole being stuck here was just a fib, because I really need to get back like ASAP.

Anyway, right, manners. My name is Caroline Forbes and they told me there were people I knew here, so Mystic Falls peeps, sound off!

Sep. 30th, 2014


[info]earned

Does anyone else have conflicting feelings about being here? I mean, I want to go back home, I miss my brother and my friends, but I also kind of... like the break. Everything in my life has been so horrible lately, it's nice to get some distance. And hey, I seem to have appeared during the middle of a magic crisis of some kind, so it almost feels like home. I'm sure I'll change my mind after a while, but for now I'll just... enjoy the feeling it while it lasts, I guess.

Anyway. Hey, I'm Elena.

Aug. 21st, 2014


[info]deadoralive

Well, this place is... not boring.

[Filtered to Alaric Saltzman]

We should try making our own bourbon. Or Beer. Or start with beer and follow it up with bourbon.

It could be called. VampOut. OR something much more amusing. I'm more focused on pumpkin flavored things.

[End]

[Filtered to Caroline Forbes]

So, this friend Steve of yours. Do I get to meet him? Don't worry, his blood is all yours, just curious. Steve is a popular name.

[End]

Aug. 17th, 2014


[info]deadoralive

Well, this is defiantly not Portland.

Plus side... I'm not dead.

So, other than being fictional and not dead, what's there to do in this town?

Mar. 8th, 2014


[info]thelasttoknow

I really feel like nachos and having a flash back to college days.

Jan. 30th, 2014


[info]itsnotinme

And with the end of January, so begins the most dreaded two weeks in all of the year.

Jan. 22nd, 2014


[info]thearchivist

To anyone planning to go out of town for a few days with only your closest friend and a few bottles of bourbon:

Do not stick a note on the fridge for your girlfriend with a magnet of dubious strength. It will fall off and everyone will think you disappeared.

In other news, I am an idiot.

[info]earned

I guess I'll take this over having my eyeballs cut out, but... I really would prefer to be home. Anyone from Mystic Falls here? I could use some help.

[ damon ]
Damon? Please tell me you're here.

Dec. 16th, 2013


[info]sofulloflight

I'm pretty excited for the ball everyone is talking about. I mean...come on. It's being thrown by Prince Charming and Snow White. Fairy tales and balls just go together. I'm pretty sure it will be a ball to remember. And I think I found the perfect dress.

[Stefan]
I demand you save me a dance! Or three!


[Bonnie & Elena]
Girls night this weekend?

Dec. 5th, 2013


[info]itsnotinme

cut for vampire diaries spoilers )

Dec. 2nd, 2013

[info]stubbornone

What the bloody hell is this all about then? I've seen magic at work and they don't create some bloody portal to another world.

If this is some sort of joke, Niklaus it is not funny.

[info]thearchivist

So, this is a little busier than I've gotten used to. Not complaining. Sure beats the Other Side.

Still...fairytales? Really?

Aug. 17th, 2013


[info]itsnotinme

I do sometimes feel like my life is a really badly written novel, but this Narnia bullshit is going a bit far.

Jul. 21st, 2013


[info]thearchivist

Well, this is different. Can't exactly say I'm disappointed. Always preferable to not be stuck on the Other Side.

( Elena, Jeremy )
Are you both okay?

( Jenna )
I heard you were here too, but I'm still half expecting it to be some kind of screwed up joke.

I don't even know why I'm putting this here. For all I know, there's nobody to even see it.

But...god, you have no idea how much I've missed you. And I know things were a complete mess there at the end, and that was entirely my fault, but if you are here, then I never want to leave this place, because losing you was the worst thing that ever happened to me and I don't want to do that again.

So...yeah. That's just...I wanted you to know that.