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So, if I've been reading things right, people who disappeared came back and they remember being here?

Interesting..

Seems a lot of people have lost someone close to them.

Sorry to hear that. I know it's not easy, but I'm sure we'll pull through!

You know, life's a boring when people aren't trying to kill you.

I would say that was interesting, but I have a feeling a lot of people wouldn't agree. Still, that was...interesting.

Here's to hoping everyone is doing okay after that, ah, whatever it was!

[Finn]

So, are you you again?

Okay seriously. Whoever is having a party right now and blasting music you need to stop, like pronto.

Some of us have to fight a Cyclonian army in the morning.

IF I TURN INTO A KID JUBILEE IS IN CHARGE OF MY CANDY STASH AND GUITAR

Man... I hope I don't turn into a kid again. I was really hyper back then. And I wasn't tall enough to go on any rides.


Dude, being a kid is like... really depressing when you think about it.

I'd be happy to watch over any little ones that need watching over.

[Filter to Elijah]

Getting less drunk yet?

You okay?

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I've been here a while now, maybe I should try out this job thing. I haven't really done the job thing in a lot of years, but it could be fun. It seems to be the in thing to do here, might check it out.

So, who actually needs employees? I'm a fast learner and enjoy seeing new things.

You know I really like this place. It's so much better than Neverland. You all looked so lovely at the ball. I'd never really been to one before. Not just to go anyway.

Now if only Blue would talk to me and give me back my magic.

I've seen a lot of weird shit, but I think this takes the cake.

Don't get me wrong! I enjoy snowball wars and forts just as much as the next person. At least there wasn't an erupting volcano threatening the town to cut the fun short. Ah, sorry. That's definitely a "had to be there" things. I'll be happy when it starts to melt, though!

No sign of Radarr yet, so I can only hope that he's safe wherever he is. Piper will take care of him. Junko would, too. Stork...well, he might try or end up testing him for mind worms.

So, hey! For you folks working over at the garage and training center, I'll see you here and there. Took up a part-time position in both places. Hopefully I can offer some decent help. The vehicles around here are pretty weird, but I guess not everything runs on crystals.

I think next time I'll have to check to make sure we're taking the right portal. Kind of weird that this magical wormhole didn't bring everyone along, though.

Has anyone seen a blue-colored co-pilot that answers to the name of Radarr?

I think I was just like, in a cookie coma or something dudes. It TOTALLY wasn't my fault though. People just kept like, giving bags of cookies to me and stuff, so like what was I supposed to do y'know? I had no choice but to eat them all and hide from that crazy little elf thing. It like, kept surprising me and stuff, being a festively secretive. Elves are terrifying. I mean... IT NEVER BLINKED!!!

But I'm pretty sure I've got like this whole holiday thing down. So check it:

Christmas = totally some Jesus dudes birthday but like, people give presents to each other, which is like seriously not cool and unfair to Jesus. I mean.. it's his birthday. I'd be totally bummed if on my birthday I was the only one NOT getting presents.

New Year's = It's, y'know, a new year and stuff. OH! And at midnight everybody starts kissing strangers. Which honestly guys, is like the best. holiday. ever. created.