The Weiss Kreuz 100

Title; Save us!
Characters/Pairings; Schuldig.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; I hope the image of a Mexican Schuldig haunts you as it haunts me.

( Past prompt: Alternate Universe )

Title; Mood Killer
Characters/Pairings; Aya. Crawford.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; Inspired by Stephen Colbert..

( Past prompt: Awkward )

Title; What do YOU want to be?
Characters/Pairings; Crawford.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; Everyone has a dream.

( Past prompt: Brad Crawford )

Title; Breakfast
Characters/Pairings; Schuldig. Nagi.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; To be fair, his mother never taught him any better.

( Past prompt: Cooking )

Title; Dear Diary..
Characters/Pairings; Schuldig. Nagi. Farfarello.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; I feel bad for him sometimes.

( Past prompt: Diary )

Title; Not what you'd expect
Characters/Pairings; Schuldig. Nagi.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; PG for one naughty word.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; Ah, classic.

( Past prompt: Film Quotes )

Title; True Beauty
Characters/Pairings; Farfarello.
Team; Schwarz.
Rating; G.
Word Count; 100.
Author's Notes; But this isn't funny at all..

( Past prompt: Flowers )

No points were awarded last week.

This week's prompt is #67 - Alternate Universe

Put the characters smack dab on a different world! Who would they be if they ended up as desert nomads? How about in a casino in Las Vegas? Or stuck in a spaceship, lived at the circus, were underground cave dwellers?

Give Weiss special powers to get counter Schwarz better! Is Yohji a pyrokinetic? Can Aya fly? Are any of them superheroes?

What if Nagi was a robot? Is Ken part of an alien race come to collect a rare flower to save his planet? Suppose the women of Schreient were the the ones from Rosenkreuz - would Hell be akin to Crawford?

What if the roles of good vs bad guys were reverse?  Would Schuldig make a good florist turned assassin?  Is Ken a sadistic lunatic out for Catholic blood?

This week, take reality and shift it to the left, give it a vigorous shake of the imagination and see what alternate universe you can come up with for the characters! But remember to write it in just 100 words.