KFC, anyone? Title: KFC, anyone? Characters/Pairings: Farfarello. Nagi. Team: Schwarz. Rating: PG just because it's weird. Word Count: 100. Author's Notes: My mom ate a lot of KFC when she had me. She inspired this.
Nobody knew how it could be possible, least of all Farfarello, to whom the affliction had chosen to secure itself. But the truth was undeniable, for his belly bulged and his already sour moods were increasingly frightful.
Nobody even dared to venture the jest of immaculate conception, not even Schuldig, who often rejoiced in such joking.
The room was silent as Farfarello idly stroked his stomach, frowning heavily whenever the child kicked.
“Somebody..” he began slowly, “had better get me something deep fried and covered in chocolate or I’m going to eat Nagi.”