InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "Turn the bass down!"

We are Borg (tennis_borg) wrote in we_r_borg,
@ 2004-08-17 20:38:00

Current mood:

blah

Assimilation Protocols
Any journal/community that has shown no activity for 6 months or more. Also, any journal showing no activity before XMAS of the previous year.

Journals/Communities to be assimilated must have at least one commentable post. If entry is friends only the collective is not responsible for this and it will be assimilated anyway. Further, journals/communities with friends only posts that are not visible are still subject to assimilation; shyness is irrelevant.
To find the date a journal was last updated go the the "user info" page and click on "additional information"; then it will be listed. This should be at least 30 weeks ago for it to be assimilated successfully.

Drones should leave a comment whenever possible...we are Borg but we're still fair...mostly.

Assimilation Comment: we_r_borg. We have assimilated this abandoned journal. Resistance is futile.

Journals who resist may escape and be taken off of the assimilated journals list and should not be annoyed severely unless they make it plain that they wish to RP being pursued. Thus, we are not breaking any rules of IJ by simply commenting.

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	2004-08-17 09:39 pm UTC (link)
	HA-hahahahahaha!!! That's a great idea. In about six months probably every community I ever created or joined in will be assimilated, too! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tennis_borg 2004-08-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	We know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	techno_goddess 2008-11-26 07:09 am UTC (link)
	This is a riot. Keep up the good work. Someone is bound to get REALLY PISSED about this! It's even funnier than serial-adding. (Reply to this)

	delphinios 2008-11-26 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Hah! Nice. Eventually, all will be Borg. (Reply to this)