Ordinary Heroes: Bloodlines Xander/Dick R 7/?
Title: Bloodlines Chapter Seven Author: amejisuto Fandom: Buffy tVS/DC Universe Pairing: Xander Harris/Dick Grayson Pre-slash. Rating: R Disclaimer:Not mine, never will be. No harm, no foul, no money made. Warnings/Squicks:Violence, death, people laughing themselves to death, and the use of the term tube socks. Summary: Xander has a day off and goes to a mall in the nice area of Gotham City. Stuff happens. Find all of Ordinary Heroes here. Posted on my Insane Journal at amejisuto , the_playground and we_love_dick on both IJ and LJ. Beta'd by the wonderful suki_blue. Thank you sweets!
Notes: OMG it's been so long since I've wrote on this verse I've had to go back and reread and figure out what I was doing. I'm still not sure but I hope like hell I'm getting back into the swing of things. This isn't a huge chapter but I kinda like it, what with the mooning over Dick and all. And boy that sounds sorta hinky. HEE!
Previously, on Ordinary Heroes:
Xander shook his head and tried to forget about it. “So...what about you guys? I mean, who's safe to talk to and all that? Or is it just better to be paranoid?”
Kon and Bart both laughed but it was Kon that answered. “All of the BatClan are paranoid. They have booby traps on their costumes, even!”
Tim picked up one of the many pillows propping him up and threw it at Kon. “Yeah, and how many times have I been unconscious and someone's tried to figure out who I am? It's gotten to the point where we had to rig the taser built in to shock more than once because the bad guys were waiting for the first guy to get shocked stupid and then have someone else try to unmask us.”
“Hey, it's only paranoia if no one is out to get you, Kon. The list of people out to get us is miles long. There's a reason for all the caution.”
Bart laughed. “Still makes you Bats seem freaky. I mean, you guys are a bad X-Files episode waiting to happen. How Xander found out, I'll never know.”
Xander grinned. “Just put a few clues together. I have guesses about a certain Robin Hood type in the Pacific Northwest too. Oh, and Kon? Tell your boss or friend, whatever he is, not to let his paper put a big picture of Superman on the front page on the same day he has a picture with his byline. It's obvious who Superman is if you see them side by side.”
Kon's mouth flew open and Tim laughed and stuck a bread stick in it. “Close your mouth, you're catching flies. And see, paranoia isn't so bad now, isn't it?”
They all laughed, even Xander. He wasn't quite sure how paranoid these people were but the look on Kon's face had been priceless. Despite the fact that they were heroes on a bigger scale than the Scoobies had been back in Sunnydale, Xander had a feeling he was going to fit right in.