"Shoulda done it while it was talking to me after the wreck. Broken bones kind of dampen threats of physical violence, though," Wash said, leaning on his crutch and wobbling back and forth in excess energy.
He tilted his head back and forth as if deciding.
"Meh, why not? I've been told the medication will be even funner after alcohol! And everything's funner after icecream," he said with a small smile.