Hey Venus! [Plot Post]
There were copies everywhere. On your front door step, your night stand, your car. There were stacks of them at every office, every coffee shop and all the government buildings. Street vendors started using them to wrap their food. The homeless started using them for blankets and insulation. Trying to destroy the paper didn't work because more than likely, you were only going to run into another one once you turned your back.
THE CITY LOVE CONNECTION: V-DAY EDITION
featured personal ad
i am a Successful 42 year old entrepreneur with wealthy estate, cuddly build and mysterious past seeking a lovely female companion age 20 to 35 years old for meaningful, long term relationship. i work numbers. let me work your heart, too. ♥111122
MEN seeking women
Single 35-year-old male doctor seeks woman late twenties to early forties with sense of humour and ability to handle herself in dangerous situations. High tolerance for creepy flatmates a plus. Interested? Call ♥111133
Attractive, boozy monster hunter seeks flexible, understanding woman for fling, possibly more. Must be sane and very tolerant of supernatural attacks. No demons. Busty Asian women a plus. For a good time, call ♥111144
Professional Wizard seeking female companionship, 26-260 y/o - faeries and vampires need not apply! Enjoys reading, making potions, drive-in movies, and sex. No casual affairs, please. Half-vampires acceptable. Serious offers only, call WIZARD ♥ 111155
Recluse looking for domineering woman to drown out the noises of an unhappy, disquieted life. Must be willing to put up with occasional awkward and possibly near-fatal outbursts. Ability to imagine in color a plus. Older women definitely wanted. For an interesting time, call ♥ 111166
Leather lover in search of like minded individual. Horse enthusiast definitely welcome. Must be willing to play the role of a lady. Only serious inquiries apply ♥111177
Ageless, literally, spaceman, not so literally, looking for someone to trip the light fantastic with. Open to almost anything, plant, animal, as long as it is animate. On the side of good is definitely a plus. Touch me ♥111188
30-something deity in the bedroom and out seeks adventurous little lady friend for good times. serious relationship a possibility. immortality, feistiness and a southern drawl all pluses. howdy! ♥111199
Quiet thinking bass player looking for others to jam with. Long as you're cool, I'm cool. Must be willing to deal with occasional disappearances for personal time. ♥112211
Mean, green loving machine looking for someone to sing a life long duet with. Harmonizing is a definite plus, and don't worry about that High C, i've got it covered. ♥112222
Self-indulgent surgeon turned universe protecting sorcerer seeking light haired niece and dark dimension captive of the Dread Dormammu understanding female companion for friendship or long-term relationship. Must be open-minded to the occult, committed to the good forces of the universe, and comfortable living with a Tibetan man servant. Sense of humor and penchant for colorful exaggeration a plus. Religion unimportant though willingness to accept Buddhism and follow the Book of the Vishanti helpful. To light the amorous Flames of the Faltine, call ♥221122
Tallish, healthy, in shape M.D. looking for dark haired beauty who needs to look after someone rather than who needs being looked after. Someone with a skill set outside the medical profession. Downers and overly serious need not apply. ♥221133
Academy educated science officer seeking female mate for long term relationship. (i.e. Species lifetime = 200 years.) Must be committed to logic, the Prime Directive, and respect of cultural and racial diversity. Vegetarians preferred. Copulation requirement once every seven years. Enjoys studying alien lifeforms, chess, and intergalactic space travel. Pointy ear appreciation a plus. Diftor heh smusma, ♥221144
Royalty looking for someone to rule. Also looking to give the world, to change time, to create fantasies never before dreamed. Join the King for amazing adventures and wondrous journeys. ♥221155
Former playboy turned one-woman man seeking that woman. She's tiny, blonde, sometimes annoying, stubborn, headstrong, too smart for her own good. Smells of marshmallows and promises. If you're here, please call ♥221166
i'm not what i seem but have a wicked sense of humor. looking for a fun time with an open minded lady. ♥221177
Older man, doesn't look his age at all, wishes to find a long term companion, or alternatively somebody to grab a quick bite with. Must enjoy night adventures. An allergy to silver is important to note for potentials. ♥221188
Brilliant mind in need of stretching and sharing. Also in desperate need of a way out of here. The castle isn't working! Wouldn't mind if the brain came with a good sense of fashion. ♥221199
Intergalactic space traveler seeking friendly female and/or possible mate for friendship or long term commitment. Enjoys evening strolls along city fences, seafood dinners, behind the ear scratches, and discussions of subatomic particles, quantum physics, and mechanics of flight. Preference for facial hair a must. Allergic to dogs. If you're looking for the cat's meow call ♥331100
WOMEN seeking men
Divorcee seeks white knight-type, but will settle for conflicted and emotionally unavailable. Must love fishnets, motorcycles, and long patrols around the City. Skill with a bow and arrow is a plus. All interested, call ♥331111
Petite powerhouse looking for someone to walk along the paths with, dark and twisted paths. Must be able to handle walking cabins and mystical outbursts. Need to be okay with large age differences. People into crones and fairy tales definitely wanted. ♥331122
Blast of a gal looking for strong man willing to deal with daddy issues. Hexproof a must. ♥ 331133
Me, apocalypse-stopping 27 year old blonde. You, 25+ year old male with combat experience and a good heart. Soul completely intact absolutely a requirement. Call me ♥ 331144
Hard-working, Amazonian queen searching for a man with the right stuff. You don't have to be overly athletic or heroic, though some heroics will eventually be involved. Willingness to be a man in the bedroom, but not push it elsewhere a must. A way with words always good, and funny stories to share, even if they aren't real, a plus. Ask no questions, get no lies. ♥ 331155
Fiery professional seeks somebody who can help her relax and have a good time. Must be law abiding. Any profession alright. Love of cats essential. interested? Call ♥331166
Woman, early 20s, good with her hands seeks a good man, early 20s to very early 30s, with better hands and a pretty mouth. She loves strawberries and engine grease. He should love long nights of whatever comes up when a guy and a gal get together. f you think you're the one, call ♥331177
I trip through your dreams, but not as myself. You're my anchor when I'm awake. Do we have a chance? ♥331188
20+ daddy's girl searching for her Mr. Fluffy. Loves horseback riding. Knows how to handle rude boys. Could you be this princess' beastly match? Find out. Contact ♥331199
Single Virgo female seeks love in the form of hazardous beings,(preferably vampires or werewolves, but willing to consider others) who enjoy classical music, Italian food, and watching people sleep. ♥332211
Brainy babbling-with-in-reason woman in her late twenties looking for a champion of her very own. Must be more on the side of good than bad. Must not be bothered by a woman with a very high i.q. who tends to go off on tangents. Must love pancakes, waffles, and tacos, or at least not hold a grudge of some sort against said foods. Supernatural types accepted. please call ♥441111
Up for a little shocking adventure? Like a little sizzle in your night life? Need a jolt to get you going in the morning? Have we got the gal for you. She's a cute livewire who can keep you going like that one particular bunny, and she's got one electric personality. Get connected at ♥442211
Insanely intelligent, slightly insane, young woman seeks male who can keep up with her in all ways. Who will let her live her life but not let her get into trouble. Tends to get into severe trouble. Knows your thoughts sometimes. Can be dangerous. Potential mates must have patience. Possible brother approval required. Please dial ♥443311 if interested.
I see your face in photographs but can't remember your name. Do you remember me? ♥442222
PLATONIC (and other)
World's greatest detective seeks brilliant, dangerous nemesis. Length of commitment dependent upon ability to evade authorities. the game is on! ♥441122
Space Gandalf seeks other adventurous brainiacs for meddling and monster-fighting. Appreciation of bow ties negotiable, strong sense of compassion a must. call ♥441133 for details.
Misplaced dragon searching for other mystical types to befriend. Must be clean and like nature, especially water. Yagas not welcome. Can be reached at #441144
Searching, which is really what it's all about, for someone(s) to find the ever growing completeness with. A partner or partnership that can be founded in respect and love. Sex would be good, but is not necessary. Fruit lovers definitely apply. Criminals seek the police department immediately. Call me ♥441155
A dignified and rarefied woman, in her early 30s, in search of young minds to mold. The younger the better, but please. do not be impertinent; although, willing to over look such if daemon is around, or there's power to be shaped into something spectacular. Can be reached at ♥441166
Like fighting the good fight? Like avoiding deadly laughing gas, smiling piranha, and exploding mallets? Have your own superhero suit or caped outfit? You could be just what I'm looking for. Bats are definitely welcome. Let's get this started. Call ♥441177
looking for a tasty morsel. some grey matter required. ♥441188
OOC Notes: Does your character see a personal ad they want to respond to? Reply here! In the subject of your reply use the six digit number. The text of your subject should be the wonderfully awkward voice message that your character leaves. Once you've left the message, the mod will comment with which character received that voice message. See the first reply for the example of how this should look! On a completely random note, letters on your phones have been rearranged so that 11115 now spells out "wizard." We apologize. The City does not.