Excuse me, you're fat.... [open]
After it took Jack three hours of failing to find his apartment building, being in a city that moved its layout more than Jack did the shoes in his closet was a tad annoying, he moved on to something else. But he was not happy about it. Especially when he really wanted to go home and put something a bit more stylish on. That however, was just going to have to wait until later. For now, Jack found himself intrigued by a behind that moved into the Botanical Gardens and thusly, he needed to follow it.
Anyone who possessed a behind that nice was just inviting someone to follow him. Honestly. Cross his heart and swear to Cher.
"One, yes, only one... haha, but not for long if I have anything to say about it." He said to the woman keeping track of those entering. This could be the start of a very meaningful long term relationship for him, if the gentleman's front matched his back. Or rather, complimented it. Of course, long-term for Jack was two weeks.
And two weeks was three years in gay years.
"Excuse me, pardon me... excuse you, fatty.." He weaseled and wound his way around, trying to find the one he had been looking at. The one who had initially caught his attention. "Few less donuts for you, thanks. Excuse me. Skinny gay coming through.. move it..."