"Interesting interesting."

Jack tapped his chin lightly. Thinking.

"And what was it that brought you to Smiley Places seeking employment? We think of ourselves as a family, you know. Real close knit." He entwined his fingers together to show just how close they all were.

It was all crap, of course. But Jack was having fun now.

"There's no need to worry, by the way. You'll be fully paid while in training. No matter how long it takes."