Summaries Sept 15-Sept 22
Fred finds a face she knows.
Bruce is freed from his capture.
Selina goes to find out if Bruce knows anything more about Helena. Other secrets are spilled.
Claire meets up with the cannibal. They get along well enough for an offer of cooking lessons. See? It's easy to not piss Hannibal off.
Aeon hunts River. River wins.
River is hurt. Wilson wants to help. Helping river becomes a pissing contest. Nobody wins in a pissing contest.
Story time! Mona keeps her promise and brings Lestat to Jakob STILL OPEN
The rumor about the auction spreads.
Hannibal meets Simon. Simon is unnerved. Hannibal steals River.
Wilson is pretty sure he's going insane. House does nothing to help STILL OPEN
Brigitte and Dean meet and help each other out a bit. STILL OPEN
Make way for Karen Walker. No, really. You don't want to get in her way.
Gwen shows up. STILL OPEN TO WESLEY AND FRED
The first person Rosalie meets is Jack Sparrow. Now there's an entrance. STILL OPEN
Jack is angry somebody has captured Superman. But only because he didn't do it himself.
Anita gets lost. But isn't as lost as Bella. STILL OPEN
George gets hit by TWO cars. Cue Simon's descent into madness.
All Oz wanted was new guitar strings. Now he's got to explain everything to Bill. STILL OPEN
Carmen and Death sit down to a nice game of chess. STILL OPEN ?
Kate gets ready to go back to school
The rumor spreads even more, though Buffy doesn't quite get it. (she is blond, after all)
Karen meets a short poor girl Buffy and Buffy attempts to explain what's going on. Either Karen doesn't care or doesn't get it. Either way, it doesn't go well.
The Lone Gunmen beat the crap out of some robots. Except they had to cheat. Cheaters.
Spock beams down and Dexter thinks he's gone insane. Things only get weirder from there.
Alice arrives from the other side of the looking glass. River is right there to meet her.