Hell if I know. What a ridiculous question.
Here Be My Magic (point, swish, shoot, baby oh yeah) by the Three Witches and I? No, no, the tempo is far too fast. And I don’t ever have the urge to ‘get funky with my walnut stick’. I do have good wand control, though.
How about Down Dangerous Dragon by Kick-it-good? My name means dragon, did you know? Or serpent. It’s also a constellation.
No, no, that’s not right either. I need to think of a song that encompasses all of my charm, charisma and magnetism, stunning good looks, immaculate dress sense and to-die-for body. Broom Handle Baby by Shove it and the Ups?
I don’t really know many Muggle songs. Some of the other students used to play music in the common rooms at Hogwarts, but the Slytherins weren’t exactly into all that mudblood mambo. The dungeons were home to a few half-bloods, though and I seem to remember one particular girl who had a thing for a Muggle singer I think was called Wheat Loaf . She used to play this one song over and over again. It was called:
I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That). I realise it’s a love song, but it’s also about a feeling being so strong that a man is prepared to do almost anything. That sums up my last two years at school.
That I would do anything for love, and I'll be there til the final act
I would do anything for love, and I'll take a vow and seal a pactI could so easily have run.
Some might call me a back-stabbing, two-faced snake, but I’ve always been dedicated and loyal to my family. I did terrible things to keep us all alive and, if I had to, I would do those terrible things again.
Wheat Loaf did another song that I remember:
Life is a Lemon and I want my Money Back. I think that will be my new anthem.