What do I want? Oh, that's easy. Complete and total domination of the world. Yeah, it's no Miss America answer, but I'm not really the Miss America type. I can't walk in heels for shit, for one thing. The only kind of world peace I'm interested in is the kind that exists because all of humanity is united under my iron (or at least leather-clad) fist.
That's really all I could ask for. Well, that and the destruction of my enemies. Or at least them saying they were sorry they'd ever opposed me. That'd be pretty cool.
And just between you and me, electronic journal, it'd be nice if a certain somebody called me something other than "worm" once in a while. And if maybe I had some real friends instead of everybody, good
or evil, just trying to get in a laugh at my expense.
But I'll settle for world domination.